Mothafunk'n crimps

the best of the best, the cream of the crop, the needle in the haystack of all motha fukn words

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by Snoop motha fukn dogg March 10, 2009

Chimp oneself red

v. To furiously relax in a gentleman's way; to masturbate.

Thomas didn't appear that evening for dinner, nor the next morning at breakfast. Eventually shuffling into the dining room a little after two o'clock in the afternoon, looking exhausted and sporting a thousand-yard stare, between drawn-out breaths and with a weary demeanour, he stated that he'd spent the past twenty-two hours chimping himself red.

Chimp Oneself Red

by Chum Gnomesky March 10, 2010

chimp

all of the above but with a tiny bottom lip beard, big hair and usually a cap

he looks a proper chimp

by a pseudonym April 29, 2004

Chimp

see ferien

by HL October 14, 2003

crimpt

Baked as shit.
i.e. slumped; zooted

dude 1: "lmao look at fuckin nate dude😂"
dude 2: "oh shit😳😂💀 that nigga crimpt"

by therealrawdawg August 23, 2016

crimpt

Baked as shit.
i.e. slumped; zooted

dude 1: "lmao look at fuckin nate dude😂"
dude 2: "oh shit😳😂💀 that nigga crimpt"

by therealrawdawg August 23, 2016

crimpt

Baked as shit.
i.e. slumped; zooted

dude 1: "lmao look at fuckin nate bro😂"
dude 2: "oh shit😳😂💀 that nigga crimpt"

by therealrawdawg August 23, 2016