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boston crab

When a man hunches over a woman and eats her out, though from behind. That is, she's lying on her stomach and he's crouched over her back, pulling her legs up, naturally, to eat her out more easily. She may or may not be wearing a Mexican wrestling mask while he does this.
by Leefy Greans April 8, 2006
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penthouse crabs

Penthouse crabs are lice. They get their name from crabs, which are mainly found in the pubic region, who migrate, or "move on up" to the head, the "penthouse" of the body.
Did you see Brittney Spears scratching her head on Dateline the other night? It looked like she definately got a case of the penthouse crabs.
by Squirrely June 19, 2006
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ass crabs

by tiggal bittys June 26, 2008
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crab mentality

by Sternenstaub May 2, 2016
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Crab potting

The act of trying to come up by stepping on others, thus keeping them down. Like a bunch of crabs in a boiling pot of water trying to escape. If they helped each other get out, most would, instead they all die. This is analogous to the economy in California. Everyone wants to get rich, raising their prices for goods and services. Effectively everyone loses.
The price to remodel a kitchen in California is 3x higher than in Texas. Its the same raw materials, why? It's the contractors and their suppliers crab potting the consumers. It's ok, I'm a car mechanic, wait until their trucks break down i'll return the favor.
by nodistortion March 14, 2022
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Maximal Crabness

Maximal Crabness is a Term that is used to describe the state, when a Jungler gets the first two Crabs in the game League of Legends.
Game is allready won bois, i got the Maximal Crabness.
by Darkblizzard June 15, 2020
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mega crabs

Like regular crabs, (the sexually transmitted parasite that lives in public hair) except several times bigger and more uncomfortable.
1. "excuse me, do you have anything for crabs?"
2. "sure, right over here sir"
1. "Mega crabs.."
2. "dear god sir, i beleive..your fucked'.."
by Jim, King of Ghana November 28, 2007
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