Courtney

Beautiful, Amazing, Soulmate, my wife, Nilla Bean.

So how are things with Courtney?

"Man, Courtney is the best thing to come into my life". "She challenges me everyday, sees the good in me even when I dont, LOVES, truly loves, even when I don't deserve it..."

"She is my soul-mate, and I love her."
"Courtney, I love you."

Travis

by Caramel sauce September 23, 2018

courtesy napkins

Extra napkins left on the table at a fast food restaurant for the next napkin-lacking patrons to use.

A: You want these extras for your car?
B: Nah, leave 'em here for courtesy napkins.

I didn't know this burger would be this messy, thank God for these courtesy napkins.

by DangerDog11 April 18, 2010

Courtney

The most amazing girl in the world who causes jealousy to all females she encounters. She is genuine, intelligent, sexy, and a better person than you, especially if your name starts with an H. If you lost your supposed boyfriend to her, that's because he was never yours - and you shouldn't have cheated on him.

That chick is such a courtney. I'm gonna marry her.

by Hssuck February 4, 2010

Stay the course

#1. To answer a question in the vaguest terms possible.
#2. To impart that "something is being done" but in all actuality your just standing there with your dick in your hand.
#3. Orwellian rewrite. “Stay the course” was NOT meant to connote “Attempted suicide by repeatedly ramming your head against the wall”.

We're going to do what we've done the LAST THREE YEARS.....Stay the course.

by Jeffrey K October 25, 2006

courtship

something really really old fogies used to say instead of ‘dating’. Noone youger than my great grandpa uses this word anymore - except for Darwin!

i'm taking my girl to the drive in and the milk bar during our courtship. Then maybe if i play my cards right, she might lift her peticoat and show me her knees.

by Uncle Chop Chop December 11, 2007

order in the court

a sexual maneuver in which the male kneels on the female's shoulders and then proceeds to slap her on the forehead with his wang while yelling "order in the court!"

F:"not now honey, i'm tired..."
M: >thwap thwap thwap< ORDER IN THE COURT! ORDER IN THE COURT!

by myname April 4, 2004

Courtesy 45s

"Courtesy 45s" is a term used and seen amongst weightlifters in the gym. When one is finished with an exercise that requires lots of 45 lb. plates on each side, it is considered proper to leave one 45 lb. plate on each side for the next user instead of removing all of the weights.

Dave: "Since were done with the bench, should we remove all of the plates?"
Tony: "Nah, just leave the courtesy 45s."

by cparsley21 December 29, 2009