Court mandate law 9.54

THOU SHALL MOT STARVETH THY ISAAC OF THE CAT

Man you didn’t hear about court mandate law 9.54?

by Pukini March 7, 2022

Court

A average sized room used to sue people…

Imma sue you for touching my car, meet you in court !

by IAmCool1509 February 5, 2023

Moot my Court

Desire for someone to commit sexual acts on your person, or your “chambers”

“Did you see Stephanie today?”

“Stephanie with the ass?”

“Yes, she could moot my court”

by Pinchdoof March 18, 2023

court-pits

The kind of armpit sweat that accumulates whilst waiting for your murder case to be called in a court of law

"Man I almost got the court-pits in there, another minute and I would have cracked"

by TheMüller January 15, 2019

Order in the court

When you slap your partners forehead with your cock three times in a row

She was talking too much so I thought it was time for “order in the court”

by Kavorks October 12, 2019

peace court

Basically Someone who goes to different countries to help people in need.Yeet

Jummy: what are you gonna do when school is over?
Jagan: I am gonna join the Peace Court.
Jummy: Yeet

Jagan:Noice

by Jagan Junmy November 28, 2018

Sitting court side

When a woman with a big ass (usually a teacher) bends over right next to your face as your sitting down.

Micheal: “Why do you love math class so much?”

Levi: “ because I’m Sitting court side!”

by Parker-lefty April 20, 2025