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Ron Cougeral

The evil, bald, mustachioed mortal enemy and estranged uncle of Bristol Hawkstone. Born Ronald Cougeral Hawkstone, he dropped his last name when he and his brother Emil created the "international department involving civilian safety" or, I-DICS in 1868. After killing his brother Emil in 1994, Ron took his daughter Samanpha and joined a traveling circus as the trapeze act they called: the flying cougeral's. After the act broke up due to a love interest, Ron kidnapped all 5 of his great nieces and nephews, and framed his first nephew, famous man of mystery and known

ladies man, Bristol Hawkstone. He lived to be 733 years old, and was finally killed by Bristol following an epic two-man super-battle that would rival the first time Goku went super Saiyan. However, after the collapse of the I-DICS building Ron got trapped underneath the wreckage. Crews combed through the debris, and the site was eventually cleared, but Ronald Cougeral was nowhere to be found.
Ron Cougeral is a dick.
by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 27, 2024
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Mr.Colbert

The greatest teacher of all time. Can get mad at times, but if you get your shit done and pay attention he likes you. Incredibly funny and has a great sense of humor
“Shoot darn, He’s the best damn teacher around!”

“Yeah, Mr.Colbert is the goat!”
by Bfjsisosnd May 22, 2024
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Come a cobber

An Australasian spin on ‘come a cropper,’ usually referring to a more sinister error that has lead to severe harm or death.
‘Woah, did Jake just fall off that cliff?’
‘Yea, he’d come a cobber on that ledge.’
by Clarencerr November 9, 2025
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