Corvette

An idiot that will run an overrated business.
A person that has a dream and the total opposite of it happens.

Hey can I call you a Corvette. Not because your the CEO of Corvette, but because you thought this would be the best business in the world but its overrated.

by use code 69 November 4, 2020

Comic Convention Jockey

1) A perfect prelude to a divorce.

2) Someone who is in an abstinence program.

3) When getting laid is not an option.

My friend Miles waited outside since 2am in the morning with his mother to buy the new Harry Potter book. I didn't realize he was such a comic convention jockey.

by Dranon Von Ryle August 31, 2011

coventry cruster

A tasty pastry that can be bought from any good bakers...such as Greggs.

I'm going to the bakery to buy a coventry cruster, would you like me to purchase one for yourself?

by chris farquhar May 23, 2006

Convent girl

A convent girl is an amazing,pretty girl. Normally there are a set of hoes that try to get close to their brother school (presentation college chaguanas) they usually sit with their legs showing and are really friendly (some) . Holy faith Convent girls are usually very smart and is a good - performing school.

Convent girl: waw...look at those lovely girls dressed in red...they are beautiful in their uniforms!

by Catthheeyyy1156478 January 10, 2019

anime convention

a place where botards and nerds go to watch, act out, and sometimes beat off to (typically) japanese animation. Quote 'normal' people do not reside there, rather people that want to be normal (as everyone does..yes even you Mr. 'i just went to shock therapy and i like to cut myself')... they are yet another subcategory of people in general
there are no normal people

Girl: I love trigun!!! its like the best show ever (twitches)

Botard: I like watching you, watching anime...and squids...tha...uckhu... young women (beats off)

Mr 'I just went to shock therapy and i like to cut myself':WHY CANT I BE ACCEPTED?!
*Anime plays in the foreground*
::ANIME CONVENTION:: as interpreted by someone with nothing better to do.

by mike's_bitch June 28, 2006

Corvette

The last true American muscle car that isn't an embarrassment to American muscle (see: Ford Mustang, challenger/charger, and/or heavy loud piece of shit. The corvette will effortlessly eat a import, or any mustang, in one bite; then shit it out, then wipe it's ass with any dodge sports car. If you know anything about chevy corvette, you obviously know that imports are expensive jokes, and fords are 2 ton tanks that are built to look good, go in a straight line(doing so much slower than vettes), but most of all, they were put on this earth to simply give the corvette another car to embarrass. Some mustang drivers will say that they can get their car to be as fast as a Z06 corvette... As suprizing as it may be, this is possible. It is possible to take the fastest mustang made, put everything you can under the hood, spend twice as much as you bought the piece of shit for, then keep racking up the bill in maintaining the money trap, then after ALLLLLLLLL that, it might be close to as fast as a stock Z06 C6 that you could have just bought for a fraction of the price in the first place. no matter what they say, they can't argue with facts. And the facts are obvious; ford will never truly beat the vette, and imports.... Ha. Let's just say imports and fords both have no place fuckin with the big boys. They should stay down on the level in which they belong; always and forever BELOW corvette.

Mustang driver: "hey do u think we should race that corvette?"

Mustang passenger: "no dude wtf your stupid there are people around!"
Mustang driver:" so? Nobody will call the cops"

Mustang passenger: " no shit, it will just be embarrassing! It's a vette dude are u fucking stupid? U should kill yourself"

Corvette driver: "poor kids"

Mustang driver: "dude let's race this vette!!!"
Corvette driver: "I wonder why these kids in that POS mustang are reving their engine, I don't think they give licenses to retarded people, so surely they wouldn't want to race me"

Mustang passenger: "yeah dude floor it, he want to race!!"

Mustang driver: " it's floored! Shit he might beat us! "

Corvette driver: " wow I think they are retarded, they are trying to race me. Maybe I should shift out of second gear, looks like their car might be able to hit 80"

Mustang driver: " dude, where the fuck did that vette go?"

Corvette driver: " hmmm I don't see them anywhere on the freeway behind me, their POS must have finally broke down... Smh. Fucking fords. "

by FuckFordGetVette October 13, 2011

Coventry Bees

Speedway team from coventry. Nicknames the bees they distinctly lack a sting in their tail. In recent times become rather attached to the concept of losing and also the wooden spoon that comes with it.

2004 Elite League Wooden Spoon Winners, ironically the only thing they really won.

by kjwrhbkjhnfrwb March 23, 2005