Someone who is such a good friend they plug you up when you need too, but also let you explode when it's time to have fun.
by Austin Eriksen June 24, 2017

by absolutelysweating May 12, 2021

by connorgoober May 31, 2025

When you spell something right but autocorrect decides to replace it with something completely inappropriate, enigmatic or grammatically or semantically incorrect and you don't notice until RIGHT as you hit send.
"I'm looking forward to your visit but I'm so glad it's tomorrow since that gives me a chance to clean the diarrhea."
"OMG, I MEANT DISHES. CLEAN THE DISHES. I DON'T HAVE DIARRHEA! I was OTTO CORKED!"
or
"So happy the air gone."
"OMG I MEANT THEY'RE. Otto hates me."
or
"I love being sunriver where I can be myself."
"Somewhere. SOMEWHERE! What is even Sunriver?!? WTF, Otto?!?"
or
"I ight to be home later."
"What?!? Is 'ight' even a word below the Mason Dixon line? I meant OUGHT. Otto Corked thinks I'm a redneck."
"OMG, I MEANT DISHES. CLEAN THE DISHES. I DON'T HAVE DIARRHEA! I was OTTO CORKED!"
or
"So happy the air gone."
"OMG I MEANT THEY'RE. Otto hates me."
or
"I love being sunriver where I can be myself."
"Somewhere. SOMEWHERE! What is even Sunriver?!? WTF, Otto?!?"
or
"I ight to be home later."
"What?!? Is 'ight' even a word below the Mason Dixon line? I meant OUGHT. Otto Corked thinks I'm a redneck."
by Skwirlgurl November 19, 2021

1. Popping a Cialis or Viagra before sex to get the competitive edge of a superhuman unconquerable shaft.
Friend 1- I heard you're gonna lay it down with that Sabina chick tonight, I heard she is insatiable...have you thought about corking the bat?
Friend 2- I don't know, isn't that cheating?
Friend 1- You think you and your dick are better than Barry Bonds?....you better cork that shit.
Friend 2- I don't know, isn't that cheating?
Friend 1- You think you and your dick are better than Barry Bonds?....you better cork that shit.
by Professor T. Bigglesworth November 17, 2020

by Watching Time Slip By October 9, 2017

by 30YearOldSeaHorse January 26, 2020
