Poo Cork

A 'poo' so big that it clogs the toilet.
Honey, I had a poo cork so big last night, that the water could hardly move when I flushed.
by smbs82 July 07, 2010
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Red cork

A fake discriminatory word that is offensive to red heads with no reason to hate the,.
This saying is used to confuse people.
If someone says it, by accident, become offended or shush and tell them to never say it again out loud. (Kinda like the n word)
“Hey, would you help me remove this red cork for me??”
“You don’t know? Don’t say that.....”
Say what?”
“Shhhh it’s a bad word just don’t say it”
“????”
by Aliwerm November 21, 2020
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All Corked up

When a man’s wiener is fully erect
I went down on that mf and he was all corked up!
by Gennymia July 15, 2024
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Durham Corking

The act of participating in anal sex with a willing partner, cumming in their ass, and then proceeding to employ a butt plug to “cork” the seminal fluid in their anal cavity to age and mature.
After a number of days, this will ferment into a unique beverage suitable for consumption via fletching.
“Right then mate— last night I went Wetherspoons down the kings road… orange haired geeza’ asked me for a Durham Corking— so I came in his arse and plugged ‘im up. Absolutely impeccable. Better than that piss Carling that’s for true.”
by Euney May 08, 2024
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Cork best friend

Someone who is such a good friend they plug you up when you need too, but also let you explode when it's time to have fun.
Colleen is always there for me, she's my cork best friend.
by Austin Eriksen June 24, 2017
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Cork the fork

Jerry’s wife made him cork the fork to prevent more kids.
by Martin in Parkin May 28, 2023
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The Cork Popper Of Earl

When eye piece tensions run too high and sexual tendencies become abundant. Corks rain down from the metaforical and the caps spring into action. When the bells ring and sing Mason lullabies the woman cant resist a serton type of man.
"When Aubrey is trolling the cocks are always raining, The Cork Popper Of Earl is working."
by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019
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