carell

A person who is in love with twats

Hey look at that carell drooling at that little twat

by Dhiwghksns April 29, 2016

Corolla

A Jewish Morning Radio Talk Host

I can't eat ham...I'm a corolla

by Webster Dict April 25, 2006

Coellho

Coellho a.k.a. 'Kane' is an awesome comedian with har just like Bruno Mars
He is an awesome guy who makes everyone laugh, and is sooo funny!

Omg that guy is so funny, Just like Coellho

by Odishoo September 5, 2012

steve carell

Steve John Carell

Funniest Man Alive

He has starred and co-starred in several films including
Bruce Almighty, Anchorman,
The 40 Year-Old Virgin,
Little Miss Sunshine,
Evan Almighty (the sequel to Bruce Almighty),
Dan in Real Life, Horton Hears a Who!,
and Get Smart.

In the hit show "The Office". He plays as "Michael Scott", a neurotic regional manager with ass-like traits.
He hits his coworkers with cars, hosts appalling dinner parties, and cries over dead chair models.
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID", is his favorite saying.

(after micheal (steve carell) agrees to stop speaking inappropriately in the "work place")

Jim Halpert: Does that include 'that's what she said'?

Michael Scott: Mmhh, yes.

Jim Halpert: Wow that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling.
Michael Scott: Mmmm... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!


-Singing to the tune of American Pie-,

Michael Scott:
Bye, bye, Miss Chair Model Lady / I dreamt that we were married and you treated me nice / We had lots of kids / Drinking whiskey and rye / Why'd you have to go off and die? / Why'd you have to go off and die...

by fluffy fingers. July 3, 2008

Cornell

Probably one of the greatest finance managers in the world. Will stab everyone in the back and preach about how great he is while cheating on his wife. The myth, the legend, the king of warranties. Probably will end up causing you to have one of the worst reviews in your career. Everyone loves him though.

Probably is the reason all of the corn grows in the world.

Sales person A: "Why did you tell my customer that I lied about his warranty?"
Sales person B: "I did what I need to in order to make myself look better. I'm sorry."
Sales person A: "Stop acting like a Cornell and apologize to them!"
Sales person B: "You're right. I apologize."

by Jeff From Allstate September 5, 2020

Steve Carell

When the sex is so good you are unable to say comprehensible words.

I dicked my girl so hard she started going full Steve Carell

by Tillybear November 30, 2019

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

by cjm94611 February 24, 2009