Covfefe

Covfefe

"Covfefe" is a proper noun and the name of the childhood blankie the president rubs up against his face when sad to reassure himself everyone, except for himself, is a loser.

The President took off on Air Force One today for a five-day tour of Southeast Asia, accompanied by Covefe. Reportedly, he was over-heard telling Covfefe "no one is ever gonna hurt you Covfefe, just remember they are all losers."

by Turkeykitty June 4, 2017

covfefe

An interjection along the lines of, "bullshit" often associated with media attention.

Despite the negative press covfefe.

by Giant Enemy Crab1010 May 30, 2017

Covfefe

To pass out mid-tweet on the toilet

I was really angry at the mainstream media and tried to tell my supporters the truth, but I covfefed.

by Duder290000 May 31, 2017

Covfefe

Whatever the hell you want it to mean. Pronounced cove-day-FAY, not cov-fi-fi or cove-fef-ay.

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe."
"Her dress is rather covfefe, wouldn't you say?"

"Then she kicked me in the covfefe!"
"Hit me with that covfefe."
"I went covfefe on that bitch!"

by Pqrz May 31, 2017

covfefe

When you make a mistake, but play it off like you knew what you were doing.

"Trump's entire Presidency was a real covfefe."

by Jaydenaus May 31, 2017

covfefe

When you don't know how to delete a tweet or just show a general incompetence

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by meye263 May 30, 2017

Covfefe

Covfefe is Russian for CRAP after eating one too many of Ivanka's champagne ( TRUMP brand of course) popsicles.

Despite the negative press covfefe.

by Notarichpublican May 31, 2017