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Potato Constant

As defined by the relative speed of the YouTube loading bar. (Which is obsurdly slow). The potato constant defines the maximum velocity a potato will move at when in a race against other potatoes. This is derived from its motivation and will to live.
YouTube’s algorithms use the potato constant to decide if that video you wish to watch will In fact load.

The potato will always win a race against a rock because the potato constant is larger than that of the rock.

LINDA IS DISOBEYING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. THE POTATO CAN NOT GO ANY FASTER!
by Tater salad boi March 15, 2019
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La Constante

A dick so large it cant be observed by the human eye,It is theorized that the big bang was caused by the first La constante releasing a huge cum shot into the void
La constante is not satisfied with your actions
by MetaST August 9, 2019
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Horbal constant

When you can't win the scientific debate argument, and accuse your opponent's method in being a simple product of existing data to a random constant and a falsification of results. Multiplication by Horbal constant is easy to understand by masses and makes click-baity headlines.
In original form Horbal constant equals 0.888.
- We need to accuse them in faking the results.

- Let's use Horbal constant, it always works!
by AHorbal February 8, 2020
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pro contact

Pro contact is a term that tends to float around the radqueer and radinclus community, it is referencing people who suffer with paraphilia's.

Someone who is pro contact believes that folks with paraphilia's such as pedophilia, zoophilia and necrophilia should be able to act on those thoughts without being reprimanded.

Someone who is anti contact is someone who supports folks struggling with paraphiliac thoughts but does not encourage them to act on those thoughts and often encourages people to seek psychiatric help.
James: "I'm pro contact!"
Emma: "Fuck you James."
by Ramsys October 13, 2023
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Theory of Constant Kabazie

A person that is annoying 85% of the time and the other 15% youre already so pissed off it doesnt matter
You can use the theory of constant kabazie to determine which of your friends is like that.
by HAIRLESS YETI January 11, 2016
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intense eye contact

You use the eyeballs that man-kind has provided to the human race to enable intense sight to occur.
The girl had stared at the boy with an intense eye contact.
by Blueberrygurl May 4, 2018
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Ferdinand's Constant

A fake math term that you can use to piss off your teacher.
*teacher writes some boring ass equation*
Teacher: So what's the answer?
Student: Ferdinand's Constant.
Teacher: Fuck you.
by herro98 May 22, 2018
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