colinize

1. The process by which a guy named Colin (like in the movie Love Actually) goes somewhere new and tries to have sex with as many women as possible. Also known as Colinization.

2. To spread an STD.

WARNING: Side effects of colinization include ball-scratching, the motto "Whether in war or love, never pull out," and occasionally a Chimpanzee mating ritual of shaking a tree branch and pointing to the genitals.

Person A: Why's Colin over at the ADPi house?

Person B: He's trying to Colinize.

Person A: Ohhhh, so that's why he's shaking that tree branch at your girlfriend....

by Easy Kompany December 31, 2012

colin clouded

1. The Act of Mind Fucking Someone.
2. Blowing Ones Mind.

I Colin Clouded Yo Ass!

by E.S.M.E September 20, 2017

Colin

A guy who has platinum card for bluevision.

Jonas: Should we go to bluevision?
Ake: All booths are occupied by colin, because it's vip night.
Jonas: Darn it
Colin: - Faps away-

by Hehedetedet November 1, 2018

colin fish

a very cute boy, someone that is very funny and enjoyable to be around. colin deserves the world.

you see colin fish right there? yeah he’s a flawless perosn

by urmomsgay November 5, 2018

Colin

Was the first man to have cholesterol and diabetes due to being fat. Also can eat for 10 people and has approximately 20 meals a day. Some might compare him to a whale but that’s too generous. More like the mass of the sun. By default he has a wagon tho so I’d smash. 6/10

Me: yo you heard about the sinkhole in El Monte?

Some nerd: yeah dude
Me: I heard it was because one of Colin’s ass cheeks caved into the earth

by Itsjustbanter69 May 3, 2019

Colin McCormick

A rare, exotic type of oceanic sea otter. He's also a b****

oof, now we have to execute the Colin McCormick for is interference in the 2016 election.

by ttv. bounzl April 2, 2019

colin pickard

One of the sweetest guys in the world. If you meet one of them, keep them close. He'll make you smile when your sad, and once you see him, you can't stop thinking about him. He usually has brown hair and brown eyes. Never lose them.

Girl: Omg did you see Colin Pickard? He's so cute!

Girl #2: Ikr! Any girl is lucky to be with him!

by ittybittymonkey65 October 25, 2019