cold giuseppe

when someone pulls on another's nutsack so hard that it causes them to pass out.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that fight that Darrian and Trent got into?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard that Darrian gave Trent the cold giuseppe.
Guy 3: Yikes! That's gonna hurt when he wakes up.

by brian 2 February 27, 2023

cold thumb

Cold thumb is Ignoring someone's text message/not typing back/not replying to someone's text.

Keisha: Guapo, when can I come over?
Guapo: …(never responds)
Keisha: I asked you a question, why are you giving me a cold thumb…

by myguapolife May 12, 2017

keep cold

when you just stay Melo and in your own world don't let anybody bother you keep cold

jay: bro that messed up how she do you like that

Demarion: don't matter ima keep cold ice in my veins type shii

by Bmac.248 April 22, 2020

Cold Crotch

When someone leaves you out in the cold to wait for them to get ready, and your vagina goes numb.

“I was waiting for Kenny and got Cold Crotch.”

by LadyPink666 January 11, 2019

cocaine cold

shitty cold like sinus symptoms that occur after heavy cocaine use

i thought i had a cocaine cold but it turns out i had strep throat

by summersarahg May 13, 2018

Stone cold

1. To be blatantly honest. To drop all pretense, abandon every code word, keep it real, and just answer straight-up.
2. To do something in a fair and honest manner.

1. "Stone cold, will you miss me?"
2. "That president is a stone cold winner."

by Twisted Nickle January 29, 2021

Samui cold

Cold on the outside warm on the inside.

A warm drink purchased in Thailand and or in Koh Samui Thailand.

A beer served warn but cold on the outside, traditionally a beer either served from a fridge not set to the correct minimum temperature or has been placed warm into the fridge, icebox or eski and is served before the contents have been chilled to the correct serving temperature.

"Could i have a cold beer please"

After receiving a warm beer, you complain or ask for a cold one the waiter will feel the outside of the bottle and say

"It's cold just feel it"

Try to explain to the waiter it's cold on the outside but not on the inside only to get a confused look, then order another only to receive another warm beer. After several attempts and having to move from bar to bar in search of a cold beer you would start joking with your mates about how the beer is warm and say to waiter

"Could i have a cold beer, not Samui cold i would really like a nice ice cold beer"

by farrang samui January 23, 2014