A situation in which ones undergarments are being sucked into ones anus. This will usually require going in after it by tugging on the outside of your jeans, shorts or costume. Sometimes a wiggle of the shitter will derail even the most stubborn of cobs.
by major inglish May 20, 2014
Get the Cobmug. Somebody who comes into the job and tends to fuck everything up so you have to fix it. Some would say he is the master at doing shit work.
by King Willy IV March 7, 2024
Get the Cob Jobblermug. Johnny Cob is the one true god. He is the corn lord and I love him and he loves all of you.
Unless your Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, Abalist, Etc.
Unless your Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, Abalist, Etc.
by SHITFACE.ca July 22, 2022
Get the Johnny Cobmug. Acronym for Crazy Old Bitch, an individual of advanced age with mental health issues and a displeasing or aggravating personality.
"Due to this corny ass COB's nonsense, a simple transition that should've taken under a week has been sprawling out for 3 months because they're a shut in..."
by anonymous December 19, 2024
Get the COBmug. Circle of bread. Sometimes incorrectly referred to as a bap, barmcake or bread roll. The only correct term is, and ever will be, cob.
by AJT1995 December 21, 2022
Get the Cobmug. He realizes he might’ve pushed a little too far into the stinky orifice, when he sees what’s on his dick. He shouts, grossly, “Oh my god!!! I got some corn on my cob!”
by MyNameIsJeff1997 January 10, 2018
Get the Corn on my cobmug.