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Analog clock

Some numbered circle NOBODY can read!
I wanted a clock, and my POOPSICLE MOM got me an analog clock!
by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019
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clock answer

When someone answers a simple question with an in depth technical description that is far more information than you wanted to know about the subject. The response may or may not answer the original question.
"Hey, what time is it?"
"Well, there are actually lots of different types of clocks. Most mechanical clocks are powered by a weight or a spring which provides the energy to spin the gears of a clock. The pendulum is propelled by the pulley and is connected to a special gear called an escapement. The mass and length of the pendulum are calibrated to cause it to swing at a constant interval and the escapement uses that interval to control the movement of the clock at a constant speed. The gears then spin the hands of the clock at the appropriate ratios to show seconds, minutes, and hours accordingly."
"I just wanted to know the time, not how the clock works. You're giving me a clock answer"
by Mr Engineer January 7, 2016
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Bum Clock

I lifted a sod of turf and a bum clock ran out and scared the wits out of me.
by Fasciola June 12, 2018
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clock speed

adj. term used by ex-coder startup CEOs to make "speed" sound cooler.
1) We are demonstrating we are able to move with more clock speed than the rest of the organization

2) We've moved with great clock speed to deliver the project quickly.
by whatwouldyousayyoudohere October 24, 2018
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Piss on the Clock

When you take a piss before you punch out at work.
Employee #1: Hey man, want me to punch you out?
Employee #2: No man I'm gonna take a piss on the clock.
by ASSMANIA!ASSMANIA! July 30, 2011
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killing the clock

I be killing the clock, and getting paid!
by Hizzyboo January 18, 2018
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Mermaid Clock

A given time before you realize that you wanna bone a female that you don't have any sexual or romantic feelings towards, even the most unattractive chick you see daily can in-fact have a "Mermaid Clock"
Dave: "yo look at jessica ?" Cam: " yeah she's ugly asf" Dave: "dude wait until she hits her mermaid clock"
Cam: "what's that dude? Dave: "It's when you hang around her so much you start wanting to bone her even if you don't have physical attraction towards her"
by HeyWOod_JablOmE June 27, 2021
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