Squeezing the Cleavers

V. The action of squeezing ones breasts together to create a more dramatic cleavage. Often done immediately prior to someone taking a picture, often in a moment of revelry or inebriation.
Most commonly seen among Midwest females during the first few warm days of spring. This phenomenon occurs simultaneously with a general shift in attire to allow more bare skin.

She's Squeezing the Cleavers in 7 or the 10 pictures she took last night.

by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz May 22, 2007

Cleveland Harvest

The act of shitting on your partners groin, rubbing it to their pubic hair, then spunking into the field.

Lord Goader opened up his brown eye and released a burly length onto little eugene, ploughed it into his balls and then planted some seeds in the choad valley ready for the cleveland harvest.

by Dave Swooner March 11, 2008

cleverson

One who is clever, intelligent, smart. Witty and on the ball.

Hey stephen, you're way too cleverson, you're making me look bad.

by SK1989 April 13, 2009

Cleaveland steamer

I cleaveland Steamer is when a man defecates on a woman's chest after some period of intercourse. A variation of this is the "chili dog" which takes the Cleaveland Steamer one step further by "titty fucking" the woman using the feces as lubricant.

I dont have that much gumption; After I gave her the Cleaveland steamer, I couldn't chili dog her without laughing.

by shotgun Wallace April 29, 2004

Mateen Cleaves

A word for guys when a girl has their big boobs a hanging out of their shirts, so they have cleavage. It is used to keep what the guys think secret so the girls do not know they are talking about her. The word was created on the Grand Valley State university Campus.

"Damn Mateen Cleaves is up in here."

by Hands, Spoon, D-mac March 17, 2009

Cleverbot

A scary version of Smarterchild, but just as funny as Smarterchild used to be before they censored it. It is a chatbot that learns from humans.

Me: Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: My mother's love protects me from dark magic. I am not dead, you are.
Me: O_o

by Scarybot September 1, 2009

Cleveland Steamer

The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

Billy had just gotten out of the shower, so me and John gave min a cleveland steamer.

by [e-mail] October 5, 2004