Dread Cleet

The small twiddly bits of toilet tissue that linger amongst and cling to the female labia, after she has wiped away urine.

"my, you sure wind up with a lot of dread cleets after using that value brand toilet tissue"
"her labia was hench and she had bare dread cleets gwarnin."
"i love a girl with plenty dread cleets."

by Charberto January 21, 2010

butt certified

When you have a certificate for dat booty.

"Are you butt certified?"
"No my butt don't need explaining"

by Greensharpei March 13, 2014

Cisco Certified Trained Monkey

The Cisco Certified Trained Monkey, or CCTM, is not a technical certification offered by Cisco Systems.

This is a Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert (CCIE) who designs statically routed networks.

A bunch of Cisco certified trained monkeys have ruined my network.

by kootiger June 16, 2017

french cleat

A french cleat is when you shove a spikey shoe in your partners ass on a soccer field in Paris.

I totally gave this girl a french cleat and she loved it.

by Bobcharley January 6, 2020

Pussy cleats

When a bitch’s pussy hair isn’t fully shaved and the short, sharp hairs poke into your freshly shaved pubes.

Bro, she got mad pussy cleats.

by YourFavMilf69 January 11, 2021

Junior Cert

The junior certificate is a scam run by the Irish governments and teachers unions. For three years of your teenage life and secondary school time, your peers tell you that it is the most important thing. Then after you have completed your Kippy junior cert you go onto leaving cert where none of it actually matters.

"It's your junior cert, not mine!" might be said by your teacher.

"You will be the ones sitting this in June, not me!" is also a commonly used phrase by teachers.

by sebstanlover06 October 5, 2021

boiled rugby cleat

When you look 30 or 40 years older than you actually are with wrinkles, baggy eyes etc.

"Damn, that nigga look like a boiled rugby cleat"

by Therealfajita March 21, 2017