chuff

The pitiful and crumbly remains of a pouch of rolling tobacco used to make a "prison-rollie".

"Have you got a spare roll-up?"
"Nah, only chuff."
"Aww, sick."

by hjc August 20, 2006

Chuff

n. Chub + Muff...nuff said.

"Did you catch the lesbian sumo match last night on ESPN 8 - 'The Ocho'?"

"Yea, there was some serious chuff-diving going on."

by JO$E Ortiz May 22, 2007

chuffa

When male is sitting on the toilet taking a dump and someone gives the shit taker head.

Cabrera gives Vigue Chuffas while they are suspended.

by Robert Tracy April 1, 2007

chuffing funt

Fucking Cunt, but you can say it in most schools without much problem

Other examples are Foot-In-Front, James Blunt and cuffing funt

Teacher-so... I want a thousand word essay on the cause and effects of marijuana

Matt-Fucking cunt...

Teacher-Excuse me?

Matt-I said chuffing funt!

by Sharn February 29, 2008

chuffer

A Chuffer is a sad old git. A bit over weight due to beer, hangs out in dodgy bars, prone to boring anyone in ear shot.

Excellent examples of of the chuffer can be found in the Old China Hand Pub in Wan Chai Hong Kong.

by Singapore chuffer December 28, 2005

chuff

1. noun The deep, growl-like, purring sound a cat makes when it is content

2. The act of purring very slowly and deeply.

Pussums chuffed contentedly while Shante stroked his backside.

Dead cats don' chuff.

by Shante July 19, 2006

chuffty

Someone who is chuffed with themselves for whatever reason(usually without sufficient cause and merely because they tend to be very self-absorbed and generally in love with themselves) and wants others to know about it. This saying was created by someone from Wheatley in Oxford in around 2000, it's usage spread by a group of his friends.

A bloke in the pub says to you, "I scored a hat-trick on Sunday!"
You say, "Oh yeah, where was that?"
He says, "Down the rec - they had some nets up"
You say, "Fuck off, chuffty, not exactly Old Trafford in front of 65000 then, was it? Don't be a gaylord, mine's a Stella, ta."
The guy then sheepishly buys you a pint as some sort of compensation for his remark, which, due to your excellent put-down, he has realised was out of turn. Hopefully one day he will stop being such a cock.

by Carl76 August 22, 2006