flacid chode

A term to describe someone who has a penis which wider than it is longer but it also floppy.

Marcus has a flacid chode everytime he sees a naked woman.

by BernieG95 January 21, 2018

Lumberjack Chode

It is commonly known around the world that every single Lumberjack who has ever lived had or has a Chode.

This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.

Lumberjack 1: Hey, Lumberjack 2, does my Lumberjack Chode look lumpy to you?

Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-

(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)

by Grant Hansen July 3, 2018

robo chode

A robot with a big fucking dick

You have a nice robo chode just like my dad uses too fuck me with

by Robo_chode69 November 14, 2019

Bald Childe

A douchbag Italian that has an adopted sister, he thinks he’s the hottest shit in school but in reality he’s just a pussy.

Person 1: hey who’s the douchy of the douchy-ist kid in school?
Person 2: oh yea you meant bald childe

by Kai Wreck Things March 26, 2021

elias childers

the best person to ever exsist. way cooler than u and is simping for someone way swaggier than u. he only loves courtney and no one else. thankyou.

Girl: omg did you hear courtney and elias childers are dating?
Girl 2: omg yes she’s so lucky!

by theswaggysimp May 16, 2021

Sucks Chode

Very bad, disagreeable, disgusting, or trashy

Fortnite as a game sucks chode

by Some rando out there January 23, 2022

Overnight Chode

When someone that you have been friends with suddenly becomes a chode. Like they just woke up one day and decided to be a giant dick.

"Oh yeah man, he used to be cool in high school but he became an overnight chode."

by MyVeinyMeat February 15, 2022