Chimp

Something that seems to be short due to inattentiveness, laziness, thievery or filching.

Someone has been chimping on my fries. Don't chimp on my fries. I know how many there should be in a package.

by Lildval September 23, 2021

Piss Chimp

Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.

Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.

by Alpha Ape January 13, 2021

chimp feet

fatass feet that don’t look like they belong on the persons body

“Holy shit Blake has chimp feet”

by gailmus November 16, 2022

Chimp

Someone who is such an idiot and acting like a fool that they are acting equivalent to a chimpanzee

"Stop fucking hitting me, you chimp!"
"Give me back my stuff, you chimp!"

by m2s0n October 6, 2022

Cameron chimp

If you see someone with this name beat his ass he can’t fight he’s only going to say I got asthma I got asthma

Oh shot it’s cameron chimp get his ass

by Cameron chimp December 18, 2019

Chimp

Cheddar nigger/Knuckle Dragger

“See leroy over there? People say he is a real Chimp”

by K33088 December 24, 2019

Chimp

Chimp, short for chimpanzee.

chimpanzee: *bumps into dude*
dude: hey get out of my way chimp!
chimpanzee: don't call me chimp!
dude: but you are a chimp.
chimpanzee: oh.

by nhbbue445 November 4, 2021