Chimp

When one is acts or says something like an utter buffoon.

P1: *Says sum dumb shit*
P2: What a chimp.

Common Synonyms: Retard, Dumbass, Goofball

by JoopMaster April 15, 2022

Chimp

A rare mixture of someone who is both a Chad and a Simp.

Person A: "He has the aura of a Chad, but he acts like such a simp"
Person B: "So...he's a chimp?"

by Sad Crab November 28, 2020

Chimp

they drown in water

In water, chimps will drown

by TheA6Max January 2, 2021

Piss Chimp

Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.

Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.

by Alpha Ape January 13, 2021

Street Chimp

Racial term or slang for someone from the ghetto, preferably black or African American, going around the neighborhood destroying and/or vandalizing private property.

Sean: hey man! There’s a BLM protest down the street.
Tom: Nah man, those are just street chimps looting and stealing John’s Electronics Store.

by LongSlongSilver8D January 28, 2021

Chimp Co.

Someone who’s pullin, packin, and ready for action.

Not pullin person: Hey look over there it’s Chimp Co. I bet he’s pullin unlike me.

by anonymous May 2, 2021

Chimp

Chimp, short for chimpanzee.

chimpanzee: *bumps into dude*
dude: hey get out of my way chimp!
chimpanzee: don't call me chimp!
dude: but you are a chimp.
chimpanzee: oh.

by nhbbue445 November 4, 2021