Full-Chimp

An individual mindlessly aggressive in a meaningless attempt to assert dominance. Often seen trying to damage facial or genital regions of the other involved. Below average intelligence.

That person went Full-Chimp and bit off that poor dudes nuts.

by Aknownmouse September 10, 2025

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Chimp

A fusion between a Chad and a Simp.

Albert is a chimp.

by UltraChimp April 27, 2022

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A low IQ wigger from the Nordic countries of Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Finland and Iceland.

While these countries are famed for highly educated and productive members of society, there are social welfare grubbing, reclusive NEETs that slip through the cracks and spend the majority of their adult lives shitposting online and generally being a faggot.

They are a blizzard chimp.

Bjorn: My brother is 38 and still living with our parents, he uses African American slang and spends his day posting edgy memes on discord.

Lars: I'm sorry but it sounds like he's become a blizzard chimp.

by zoomcalf August 7, 2022

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Piss Chimp

Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.

Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.

by Alpha Ape January 13, 2021

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