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Brian Castro

An Australian novelist
Also used to describe someone morbidly obese
“Dude did you see that guy? Hes such a brian castro”
by Not Kin April 9, 2023
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Brian Miguel Fernandez Castro

The biggest thot/ douchebag/ whore/ tool/ hoe/ huge ass nigga. He thinks he’s the last coke in the desert. Everyone hates him but we still have to be around him. The Lion King was filmed on his nose. Acts like a sensitive bipolar princess and will make your life living hell. He’s a giraffe and makes fun of everyone who’s AVERAGE. He sucks hella toes. He’s such a hoe but he’s everyone’s side piece like French fries. Pale as a raw chicken nugget and he might get deported anyway now.
Person 1: Do you know Brian Miguel Fernandez Castro?

Person 2: Nah
Person 3: You ain’t missing out
by Toestoestoestoss November 30, 2019
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Monkey.D.Castro

by Thát sexy motherfúcker September 6, 2021
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The Fidel Castro

Where a male does a liquid shit by eating a bunch of MRE’s in Cuba and running.
I once was running a lap and did The Fidel Castro. I hated it.
by MP’s Stool November 18, 2022
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Castrate

Any female that has to castrate or a cut a guys dick off is like a guy who has to cut a female's tits off (to win a genocidal war). Cutting a guy's dick off while he's sleeping is especially chicken shit behavior (whether he really raped you or not). Waiting until somebody falls asleep to show them you mean business is not showing an asshole you mean business.
The girl tried to castrate souls in order to keep from feeling weak, and it still didn't work in the end.
by Solid Mantis September 26, 2019
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Castratee

Person who has or is having their balls chopped off. Can be used as a past tense or present but not for the future. Usually these men are gay or mormon.
Doctor- "YOU ARE NOW A CASTRATEE..."
Man- "YOU MEAN IM GAY?"
Doctor- "YES."
by Hairymonsterwomanwithaface January 2, 2010
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weed Castro

Someone who is hoarding the joint in a smoking circle
pass it down already, weed Castro!
by andreud November 22, 2010
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