shart cart 

a type of vehicle that sits on rails similar to a mining cart. The difference between the two is that a shart cart is powered solely by the rider and his ability to generate thrust in the form of a whirlwind of shart spraying from his anus.

joseph: dude my stomach feels like its about to explode but i need to get to my girlfriends house!
bob: dude just take the shart cart there! its a win win situation!

shart cart by bagelboy40404 June 24, 2010

crap cart 

A cheap, brightly colored and patterned baby stroller used by the leathery, methamphetamine-aged, toothless, wrinkled, flat-assed and huge-breasted female human in Oildale, a hideous neighborhood of bakersfield, ca.

Often full of beer cans, trash, unwanted children or other tweeker goods. Used in lieu of the shopping carts that her male counterpart uses.

theres a nappy baby and a 12 pack of Naty Ice in that stroller being pushed by a toothless, huge-breasted, beastly woman with oily blond hair! That must be her crap cart!

crap cart by rab1989 May 6, 2010

Scarf Cart 

A slang term for a hipster, usually derogatory. Referrs to the hipster practice of wearing scarfs far too often, even when theres no need to.

"Look at the fucking scarf cart over there- with his too-small t-shirt and PBR"

Scarf Cart by Saturdayraining June 19, 2012

Oral Mario Cart Sex 

One person plays Mario Cart while the other person gives them oral.

wow! me and my honey-boo-boo really did a lot of Oral Mario Cart Sex yesterday night!

Oral Mario Cart Sex by god_of_oranges July 27, 2021

Shopping cart

1. The giant basket on wheels that your mother pushes around the food that she had better be cooking later that nght.

Chuck: My wife just went to the store, apparently she filled her shopping cart.

Mark: Damn man you are going to be eating a lot tonight.

Chuck: Damn right I am, I will maker her cook it all.

Shopping cart by buddhaman11 January 10, 2011

Mario cart

When a guy invites his friends over to play Mario cart he wants to get gang banged by all of them.

Hey guys eantvto come over and play mario cart?

Mario cart by Dr wood December 3, 2017

halal cart 

A staple of the Philadelphia college experience. This fine portable establishments are able to create some of the best cusines known to a broke college students. Not matter how broke you are, a chicken over rice for $9 will always seem worth it.

Bartholomew: Man, I'm sure hungry but imma be shitting profusely if I go to the dining hall again.
Jackquavious: Yo just hit the halal carts, that shit is $9 and it'll have you floating.
Bartholomew: Oh yea you right. Thanks for the brilliant suggestion Jackquavious!

halal cart by certifiedmeatmuncher December 14, 2022