Canada's History 

A perverse act of beastiality involving consuming the ejaculate of a moose from the Stanley Cup after you have brought the creature to climax my anally penetrating it with a hockey stick.

You got something on your lip there, eh?

Ya it's a lil bit leftover Canada's History

Canada's History by Carl FTWinslow February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act in which two women defecate into the stanley cup, dribble maple syrup onto it and then eat it to induce vomitting. All of this is done as a moose watches.

Man: What do you know about Canada's History?
Woman: You're sick!

Canada's History by MarkyStover February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

An act that is so vulgar, it cannot be explained. It involves a pair of moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

My girlfriend and I are going to try Canada's History in bed tonight.

Canada's History by BennyMatthew February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A certain sex involving the insertion of beaver pelts, "flapjacks", maple syrup, and one french-canadian into the vagina or anus

"I heard you and Deborah broke up. What happened?"
"Apparently she wasn't cool with Canada's History."
"Fuck that bitch."

Canada's History by Colbert-Nation February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A depraved sexual position involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup

Canada's History I gave her the old Canada's History 3 times last night.

Canada's History by patty iced February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A rare, depraved sex act involving moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Things were going okay, but when she told me she wanted to try Canada's History I figured she was too wild for me.

Canada's History by BoroJojo February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

The hardest part of Canada's History is putting it all in.

Canada's History by LogicXX February 4, 2010