Dry Caesar

Any non-lubricated sexual act so depraved that one ought not describe it publicly.

I wanna dump her but damn I never had a Dry Caesar so good!

by Big Philly the Thinker April 7, 2024

Feinious Caesar

Another name for a dab pen for which you fein off of empirically.

“Let me get a few rips off the Feinious Caesar.”

by Gordon Jamesey April 28, 2025

Little Caesar

When you pack a slice of pizza in a man’s anus and then eat him out.

Ozzy gave me an amazing Little Caesar last night.

by Swungbydiddy February 8, 2026

Dirty Caesar Salad

Inserting an assortment of vegetables and leafy greens into your partners rectum/vagina, letting them push it all out into a bowl, and then proceeding to finish onto it, completing the salad. Finally share it as a meal with your partner.

“Yo, John whatchu doing this weekend?” “Oh I think my girl and I will have a Dirty Caesar Salad!”

by Texasstingerlover October 1, 2025

Little Caesars

This is an historical term popularized by the Pizza Jews, owners of the Detroit Redwings, and conspirers behind Pizza Gate. Jewish doctors named the caesarian section after Julius Caesar, the original Jesus Christ. In making an attempt to prevent the second coming of Christ, Jews pushed the C-section to create more small, delibitated child goyim. These were to be known as Little Caesars within synagogue walls.

Marian Ill Itch: How are those Little Caesars doing we created back in '86?
Mike: Quite fine actually. Russia developed a system to remove any birth defects caused by our inhumane process.
Eminem: Fuck both ya'll

by Rareformed November 29, 2025

Pulling a Caesar

When you work out at the gym for a short time, then disappear and talk about how you will come back later to shut the place down. Yet no evidence exists of said event.

"He's always rushing out of here, then 'pulling a caesar' about later"

by ALPHA.POWERBUILDING November 3, 2018

Chiaki Nanami x Caesar Zeppeli

The BEST ship eva deffo 🤪🤪👋👋

Omg Chiaki Nanami x Caesar Zeppeli is valids🙄

by starplatinumsthiccjuicyass August 2, 2021