cabbage or "cab"

means you are a dork or stupid like a monkeyass

stop being cabbage

by hawaii 5-o March 18, 2003

man cabbage

The pubic hair of a male

Shawn cringed in pain when his underwear pulled out a tangled strand of his man cabbage.

Joe: Dude, i had a nightmare that this crazy chick waxed off my man cabbage.
Ted: Ouch man, ouch.

by Jiggukman April 6, 2005

cabbage boob

A type of sweaty man tit that smells like hot garbage. Often thought of as the best player at the monoploy table and able to serve penis to most dudes. Unable to walk, but very capable of shitting on nuns. Should be avoided at all costs. These boobs started the Holocaust and are responsible for Reganomics.

Trickle down on these cabbage boobs, bitch!

by cabbagelou October 7, 2009

Devil's Cabbage

Slang for marijuana commonly mistaken for kale.

Last night I smoked some good devil's Cabbage

by @therealoxford May 28, 2018

muff cabbage

it's a jersey thing.

that bitch has gnarly muff cabbage.

by frosted_butts October 16, 2010

Cabbage-upbringing

Explaining the smallness of person / Reason for person to be small

Look at him! He's obviously cabbage-upbrought!
It's not my fault! Cabbage-upbringing is to blame for everything!

by RGA-GT July 4, 2021

dense cabbage

Someone is who's just generally dumb

If you can't do a simple thing right, you're a dense cabbage.

by Comrade.eXe June 26, 2019