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cyber kissing

When you kiss on a computer, often leads to cyber STD's.
I wanna go cyber kissing you using my newly installed software if you know what I mean.
by Ethano May 23, 2008
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Sassa Cyber

A swedish witch from the land of Project Rockstar who goes around signing music bands that other people want. She often offers vastly inferior contracts but uses black magic or something to get bands to sign.
by Project Rockstar April 15, 2005
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Cyber hole

Noun. To get stuck in a cyber hole. (Not necessarily porn related, but they are nice, too).

To lose track of all time online, like falling into a time warp or into the literal matrix. A cyber labyrinth.

Note: one can also manually dig a cyber hole. This is done by opening a series of interlocking web pages.
by That Reu Girl August 6, 2017
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Cyber Fencing

When two fencers engage one another in a Facebook "poke" war, or otherwise fencing-like internet based activity. Usually followed by a thread of messages or wall posts over who got the touch.
*poke* Ha! You didn't even parry!
*poke* Wtf? No, screw you! I parry and riposte and hit you straight in the mask!
*poke* So, it's a Cyber Fencing bout you want, is it?
This can go on for a VERY long time
by Hat Guy March 28, 2010
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Cyber-humor

1. (noun) Any amount of electronic and/or digital media (usually way too much), consisting of, but not limited to, text, like jokes (mostly not very funny at all), digital photographs, movies or animations (usually too long) of any type (i.e., of grandchildren, vacation spots or genitalia), or digital sounds, like music.

Most cyber-humor experts agree that most cyber-humor isn't really very humorous at all, but boring, vulgar, tasteless, or excessively counterproductive.

2. (verb) To mindlessly bombard all of your email buddies with an excessive amount of cyber-humor, such that it causes most of the recipients to want to puke their guts out.
1. "Your cyber-humor really SUCKS, man..."

2. "Stop cluttering up my fucking inbox, man! You're cyber-humoring the SHIT outta me!"
by Robert E. Porter, Jr. December 9, 2008
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Cyber skirmish

a romantic liason conducted mainly through various internet sites (such as Facebook, Skype, Beebo) which culminates in a one night or series of one night stands
Sarah thought she had a relationship with Dave after so much Facebook activity but on reflection she concluded that it has been a series of cyber skirmishes
by Rags 64 August 26, 2010
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Cyber Rape

When a man asks a woman if she wants nude pictures and she says no, and he sends them anyway.
Ryan cyber raped half the girls in the school with his dick picks.
by dickgargler69 May 9, 2015
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