Cripple Crush

The act of a big bitch riding a guy who's legs have been paralyzed.

Wheelchair guy: Hey Peter, Jenny's big ass gave me a cripple crush last night

by StevenJobs420 October 27, 2023

you are crippled

an insult towards someone to offend them of their non-existing disabilities

hey mate, you are crippled

by justapieceofgarbage January 25, 2021

Crippled stoner

A stoner that has a full on head cold, tries to smoke their greens but can't get the high feeling. The sickness just takes away the joy of smoking. Not really a cripple.

Jeez, I wanna get high but I'm too sick to even smoke. I feel like a crippled stoner.

by Shortstuff419 January 13, 2023

shift cripple

term, which describes little 93'-kiddies, who don't know when to hit the shift-button on their keyboard. These kids mostly use abbreviations like ILY and/or lysm.

kid writes on yahoo: "i loVe YoU sO mUCh!"
I reply: "You's a shift cripple"

by Pop the cherry November 24, 2008

Cripple 07

When someone breaks a leg or ankle in a retarted way

Dude she was texting and walking and broke her ankle in a pothole she's a cripple 07

by Gatoraids21 February 28, 2018

cripple cab

a cripple cab is a group or a bunch of cripples in a car

op there's a cripple cab

by pppoopoocheck123456 January 05, 2023

[Cripple] [Football]

A varitation of American Football, which has the players positioned on their knees. Cripple Football is usually played in a small room, such as a basement, garage, or if you're lucky, the kitchen.

Bob, "Hey guys, do you want to play some Cripple Football?"

John, "Sorry, I can't because my knees are too sore."

by Lil' Meatwad August 25, 2008