humpbacked crippled hedgehog

1. Find willing participant (no means no dont be rapey n shit - that's frowned upon

2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.

3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)

4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.

We did the humpbacked crippled hedgehog and it was epic

by Hedgehogkilla July 14, 2017

Crippled redhead

Crippled redhead is by far one of the strangest creatures out there. It lives on a couch. Has a bird. And has a swollen big toe. This creature often gets bullied by a blackhead for its insane toe.

Crippled redheads toe is so insane.

by Bkackhead November 24, 2021

Keyboard cripple

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.

I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class

by Urbnerd May 21, 2019

Keyboard cripple

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.

I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class

by Urbnerd May 21, 2019

cripple-kill

When you kill three disabled people.

Did you hear about that school shooting.

I herd Sam Adam and idrees died.
Well that’s a cripple-kill

by Charleroi trout January 29, 2021

shift cripple

term, which describes little 93'-kiddies, who don't know when to hit the shift-button on their keyboard. These kids mostly use abbreviations like ILY and/or lysm.

kid writes on yahoo: "i loVe YoU sO mUCh!"
I reply: "You's a shift cripple"

by Pop the cherry November 24, 2008

Cripple virus

When so many people in a group or area are sustaining injuries that it seems contagious.

Man, it feels like everyone is walking with crutches now.
Yeah dude, the cripple virus is going around.

by zorgid September 21, 2024