Definition 1 : The most embarrassing thing that could ever happen to 2 human beings at one time
Definition 2 : A couple that do not go well together
Definition 2 : A couple that do not go well together
Greg : So how did you guys meet?
Craigslist couple : On craigslist
Greg : ......
Greg : Dude did you see Samantha and Thomas, they were sharing a bagel bite
Bill : Yea, they are such a Craigslist couple
Craigslist couple : On craigslist
Greg : ......
Greg : Dude did you see Samantha and Thomas, they were sharing a bagel bite
Bill : Yea, they are such a Craigslist couple
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Get the double couple fuck mug.When you have a couple where one person is a little bit on the chunkier side and the other is built like a stringbean therefore, when put together, they’d make the number 10.
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Bobbathon: Ayy, whaddup Sammiswa. Are you and Greghora dating?
Sammiswa: Nah, we're not technically dating. We're more like a half-couple. We'll date in a few months though!
Sammiswa: Nah, we're not technically dating. We're more like a half-couple. We'll date in a few months though!
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Get the Half-couple mug.The balcony couple is the one (if out of multiple) couple(s) that are always by the balcony. They’re the balcony kids everyone knows and is fucking annoyed by, because they are the cringiest and most annoying couple in the school. They are also super controlling of eachother and are so clingy that you’d rather jump off the balcony than date one them. And they are always making out and grabbing each others genitals. They also create so much drama because they have to let everyone know that they’re dating and will attack anyone who comes near the others “husband” or “wife”. Because of all of this drama when they finally break up they have no friends left, so tragic. Because they have no friends they sit up by the balcony with of the other sluts that eat there for lunch. Basically they are the biggest sluts out of the biggest group of sluts in school.
P.S Go to the balcony during lunch at your own risk because they might be, actually probably, no DEFINITELY will be fucking.
P.S Go to the balcony during lunch at your own risk because they might be, actually probably, no DEFINITELY will be fucking.
“Wanna go to the balcony for lunch?”
“Fuck no I’m not tryna get AIDS from the balcony couple.”
“Yeah besides I’m not tryna get attacked cuz I walked past (blanks) quote on quote husband.”
“Oh wait nvm we can go up”
“Why?”
“They just broke up. Btw you own me $20”
“Fuck no I’m not tryna get AIDS from the balcony couple.”
“Yeah besides I’m not tryna get attacked cuz I walked past (blanks) quote on quote husband.”
“Oh wait nvm we can go up”
“Why?”
“They just broke up. Btw you own me $20”
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