internet corn

porn, but ya know. it is corn

Damn, im so corny. im gonna have to watch so much internet corn tonight

by THIRDLEGGREG April 4, 2017

corn chisel

Yet another slang term for a penis.
Using your dick to chip corn out of ones shit

That chick don't want nothing to do with your nasty corn chisel.

by snake-dick November 11, 2010

Corn Hair

When your eating a hot chicks ass who is shaved smooth but find one or two random hairs on the anus.

She was so hot and smooth until I ran into a few corn hairs on dat ass!

by Mikey P June 15, 2016

corn brownie

Poop. Literally POOP.

"Anthony went down stairs last night to make a corn brownies in the bathroom."

by PrinzeCharming March 22, 2017

corn-tan

a tan created by being a sun slut.

you're such a corn-tan.

nice corn-tan.

are you ok? you look like you're sporting a corn-tan.

oh my god! look at your corn-tan!

you should get that corn-tan checked out.

by corn-tanner March 27, 2010

Corn Baby

A ripe, girthy turd birthed after a particularly overly starchy meal. Most commonly, excessive corn
consumption.

I had a blast at the fall corn festival this year. Roasting corn, kettle corn, corn fritters, corn relish, corn nuggets, you name it. I was obviously not alone enjoying the fall bounty because those portable shitters at the event were full of corn babies and I dropped my own corn baby right on top the blue water for the next person to admire.

by Eaton Holgoode October 4, 2018

itchy corn

feeling you get, when you have not cleaned your dick for a while.

I have a itchy corn, I guess I need to see a doctor.

by iKnowBetter September 29, 2014