Conspiracitizing

To act of conspiracitizing is to combine a hypothetical plot against someone or something with the act of over intensifying an absolute worst case scenario (aka catastrophizing) .

I kept running all the "what ifs" in my head over and over and over again until I finally had enough conspiracitizing for the night.

by Anxious McQueen August 19, 2022

conspiraloon

A stupid conspiracy theorist. Conspira + loon

"He's one of those conspiraloons who thinks Kennedy was shot from Grassy Knoll"

by Ryan Money Boy June 12, 2018

Conspirasthiser

It functions as a time machine AND something that makes all your wishes come true. It can appear anywhere, but usually appears in your room at night. It is a very useful tool at fixing life or at least making it not as shitty. You can become a kid again and choose different life choices, and you can also wish anything you want, as long as it benefits more people than just yourself.

I wish the Conspirasthiser would come. Then I would become 9 years old again, get rid of cancer, ocean pollution, corrupt societies, AIDs, Parkinson's disease, Progeria, and Alzheimer's. I would also wish that their weren't severe social issues like racism, sexism, terrorism, ethnocentrism, and hot girls faking their orgasms.

by lifesucksthenyoudie6969 January 29, 2019

Conspirakook

Noun. Somebody who spends all day & night researching conspiracy theories. Also some who believes everything is a conspiracy, no matter how kooky

"Vito sent me a a conspiracy theory video about the George Floyd murder being fake, what a conspirakook!"

by Matrick Pininni June 7, 2020

Connor clonespiracy

The term often used to refer to the phenomenon of roughly one in two people named Conner/Connor being clones of an “Origin Connor/Conner,” only separated from the first by a different hat for each clone. It is thought that these clones and their origin seek to dominate the world and conscript all non-clone Connors/Conners into an army rivaled by none.

Scarlett: The clones are coming for us all! We need to prepare!

Connor in a hat: Pfft, is this that Connor Clonespiracy? I’m surprised you believe it.

by Blackwatch Kaide November 10, 2021

Real Conspirator

An organization bent on ruling the Central Florida Underground. There home-base is unknown, but is rumored to be in Orlando. The society works through the internet, but only those who can crack the password to a "sacred" AIM account can get in.

See him? He's a Real Conspirator, he might Phuck up your computer.

by The BenMan April 6, 2004

Conpiracy

This word Refers to offers for Pirate software, which can be DVD, Newly Released operating Systems Windows Vista etc, However when the receipient opens the file or attempts to play the Movie he has been conned as the Pirate is a Fake

I downloaded Windows vista Operating System and it was some random spyware it was simple Conpiracy offering.

I hurried home after purchasing a DVD from a Street Market. I had bee waiting weeks to watch Will smiths I'm Legend DVD and it was an emppty DVD with nothing it was another Conpiracy release

by Ismail Malik January 17, 2008