An eye-glazing lethargy induced by an individual that insists on explaining in depth a subject of little or no interest to his audience. More prevalent in mixed groups of engineers, scientists, and non-technical people.
"Laurie felt herself slipping into a conversational coma as a guy named Bob, a geologist she met at the party, insisted on explaining in detail why pyroxene and amphibole minerals were present in metamorphic terranes, whatever all that stuff is."
by tecdelver October 01, 2013
by Urbanarion January 04, 2016
when you eat so much food for Christmas dinner/lunch, that you need to lie down and pass out for the rest of the day.
I had so much food last Christmas that I got Christmas Coma at 2pm and didn't wake up until 4pm the next day.
by PoisonPurple May 11, 2016
by Bigfatdoggo October 07, 2017
Dude 1- Hey bro I heard James’ in the hospital
Dude 2- yeah bro he’s suffering from ass coma. He needs ass ASAP
Dude 2- yeah bro he’s suffering from ass coma. He needs ass ASAP
by Pv isn’t normal May 21, 2018
by itsarcher91 January 22, 2021
Every once in a while a long-term Facebook friend reacts to one of my posts like they just woke up from a coma and missed all my posts for the last several years.
Today on Facebook I made a joke about conspiracy theories, my first joke on that topic ever, and a woman that has been in my friends list since 2015 says that my right wing/conspiracy posts are getting old. She's a Coma Commenter.
by DrBrian December 23, 2020