Cotton Candied

When you ejaculate in a sexual partners hair and then immediately throw sugar in it. Most common place is on the head hair but pubic hair is also accepted. Not to be confused with CandiedApple see definition for details.

Last night I Cotton Candied that blonde from the club. She had one hell of a sweet tooth.

by Haze-isms February 15, 2013

candijew

A political candidate who is particularly Jewish.

Joe Liberman

"Candijew is a word, go look it up."
-Jon Stewart

by MattF89 July 19, 2007

candied bacon

Bacon with icing sugar on it

Candied Bacon

by TacobellGanstaz October 22, 2013

candied pig

When you bukakke all over a fat chick, then cover her with sugar so it sticks, then punch her in the mouth so she squeals like a pig, then stuff your balls in her mouth

Barney: damn i gave a candied pig to the feminist next store yesterday
Ted: *highfives*

by furry_ballsacks March 6, 2017

cadice

Sassy, fun, and flirty! Also kind of a cat mom vibe but in a good way. She’s a freak a leak for sure. Look that babe up. She kind of looks like a 70’s show girl.

Cadice is a good friend.

by anonymous March 19, 2021

Candace

Candace is beautiful girl. She brightens everyone's day by just existing. When Candace is in a good mood, everyone is in a good mood. Candace is funny and cheerful and loves to make others laugh.

Candace made me laugh the other day!
Candace made my day better!

by Shawtybae240 September 26, 2021

candiced

when you fuck a girl up the ass then make her suck you off.

I candiced that hoe last night.

by mannydaddy November 26, 2007