Calm bi

A bisexual that respects every sexuality.

Be a calm bi.

And please, please, please don’t be a raging bi

I met a calm bi today, and she was super nice. I respect her.

by Chyre April 17, 2020

Calm girl

A girl who is silent for years and keeps listening and listening and listening and listening and then people keep getting more and more and more her nerves and she is patient for long and Then one day explodes and then people question her “ is she crazy ? “

She is crazy , she was little crazy before I never thought she was extremely crazy like that .
And we need to place her to mental hospital maybe . But then she is very dangerous bomb like unknown Mina and people think she is such a girl who doesn’t responds and shy and very powerless so we can say anything we want to her till we drive her crazy and then put all that blame on her together. .while she is very thoughtful lady.

Hey : you know that girl she is crazy

Hello : but I thought she was good , she is very friendly , but sometimes looks sad .

No she is crazy because I really got on her nerves too much that I don’t know how to make her a good girl again .now I can’t stop her .

So I gotta call her crazy so she can become powerless and keeps listening to every crap I say and we all can break her to the core till she becomes real crazy . Calm girl

by 1234567890986531782& April 17, 2020

Calm for some

Commenting on someone's calm behavior over something that might make most people anxious

Her: I don't know how you can sleep so late, that just stresses me out
Him: Calm for some

by Gazza21 February 2, 2024

Keep Calm And Carry On

Keep Calm and Carry On was a motivational poster produced by the British government in 1939 in preparation for World War II. The poster was intended to raise the morale of the British public, threatened with widely predicted mass air attacks on major cities

I have a keep calm and carry on poster in my room

by HoiDAEn October 6, 2020

the calming dutchman

While searching for potential mates you aquire chloroform and forceably persuade a woman and or man into your creeper van making sure that they cannot identify you. Once they wake up they are in a cell in a basement where you price we to "rescue them". They will be so grateful that they will instantly fall in love with you allowing you to have them live with you and they are eternally grateful. However the love scene doesnt last long before you pose as someone else and kidnap them all over again. Then you rescue them again. Convincing them every time to go further into your fantasies. Until one night or day where its time to provide an end to the illusion. So while they are tied up, gagged, with pepto bismol all over them with the tens unit hooked up to their privates and 15 dildos poked in all their holes you decide to reveal to them that you are the perpetrator who keeps kidnapping them. Then while they are freaking out you seek out to calm them while fucking their asshole. If they do not call down after a few minutes you cut their throats and fuck them while they bleed out. They finally calm down after they are exsanguinated and you finish what you were doing.

The calming dutchman is definitely on my bucket list.

by The calming dutchman August 17, 2020

calm your tits

When someone gets too excited over small things...

Wow David's text was a bit much... Hey David calm your tits.

by canea October 21, 2020

Calm

A reaction when someone describes the artist instead of describing the vibe of a song.

Boy: "yo bae, come listen to this new song wit me."

A few minutes later...

Girl: "he's so calm."

Boy: "he is, but the song is too, right?"

by MarvYeezNation October 9, 2024