Awkward Cactus

The action of holding both arms out in upside down 90 degree angles (like a cactus with upside down arms 🌵) during an awkward or uncomfortable situation when you don’t know how else to respond. Usually paired with an uncomfortable smile 🙃. This is especially used by socially awkward people.

Friend: you look cute today.
Me: 🌵🙃
Friend: you look like an awkward cactus

by daisynicolexo December 07, 2020

Cactus Coochie

Fired cactus needles in your cooter that prevent you from having sex with boys

SHE GOT CACTUS COOCHIE

by mmgk April 24, 2021

TRS Cactus

Cactus is fat according to The Red Sparrows.

Lol that guy looks like trs cactus

by WhatHuh? November 10, 2020

boom cactus

A extremely hairy pussy all the way to the anus sometimes looking like an Afro

Wow that's one big boom cactus you have there

by Tophers tissue September 28, 2015

Cactus Mongrel

An aweful creature that inhabits Joshua Trees and Barrel Cacti. This vile beast feasts upon the legs of reptiles and the fingernails of humans.

Ouch, that cactus mongrel just ran off with my pinky.

by CalamariPancake April 12, 2009

vaginal cactus

A prickly vagina, like Austin's moms, that numbs and paralyzes the penis and nuts until it falls off and becomes Austin's moms dildo

All problems in the world lead back to Austin's moms vaginal cactus.

by Clutch crayons June 24, 2015

cactus meat

a guys dick with big warts full of pus all over it.

get that skank ass cactus meat away from me!

by nate February 19, 2004