Clout Mob

the best gang in lake oswego

Wow Clout Mob just got reported
Rip Clout Mob

by kcmkem October 29, 2017

Closos

A common combination between the "CL" "O" and "SOS" emojis, forming one odd, yet intriguing word in all caps. it is used mainly to cause confusion in a conversation while insulting someone without them knowing it. It is an insult similar to clod, meaning just a stupid person.

*In text message*

1: "Hey, did you do that history homework?"
2: "Of course I did, you CLOSOS."
1: "What?"
2: "Nothing..."

by Vinman7122 June 2, 2018

Clothilda

A Clothilda is a quiet, blond hippy and a smart satanist. Who won't repent to god because of her boomer dad, thats based and redpilled, but also a stupid liberal. She is secretly a Jew, who has been stalking me for a week now. (Help)

look at that hippy, she is a Clothilda

by No i'm not a stalker April 13, 2019

Vocal Closet

A Closet in a vocal room in which a slut gives a younger dude a blow job. this often occurs without other ppls knowledge.

man, me and that slut went into the vocal closet and i got blown!

by closettime12345 August 22, 2009

cat clocking

When you catch an individual looking at you and they immediately look away only to look back at you soon after. A phrase derived from the old fashion cat clocks that would move their eyes from side to side as the seconds went by.

Dennis: " Have you seen who's here at the party?"
Alex: " Yeah man, looks like Torran made it after all"
Dennis: " You think he knows you are here?"
Alex : "Of course he knows I'm here, he's been cat clocking me since I got here. Acting like he hasn't seen me" "He knows he owes me money"

by Arthur Justice 2 January 10, 2015

doubtful clown

when your clown is being bashful and not confident with his answers

"aww... don't be such a doubtful clown..."

by Jane Deaux February 5, 2016

freedom cloth

A face covering worn proudly over one's mouth & nose, that embodies independence and bravery

(Not to be confused with a protective mask worn out of consideration for others, but something that appeals more to the nature of selfish and macho folks!)

Karen proudly wore her 'Freedom Cloth' to the store where she harassed front line retail employees demanded to speak to their manager. Little did Karen know that her 'Freedom Cloth' was actually contributing to the greater good!

by Honest A.F. July 2, 2020