spizzle barf

What my drunken next door neighbor wrote on my bathroom mirror in shaving cream. It is a combination of his last name and his own self-professed stupidity. Now... go die in a poo swamp

Why the fuck is spizzle barf written on my mirror in shaving cream? And why isn't there a mouth on my nard sack? Damn that Aunt Jemima.

by Larry Schonsleberry III December 12, 2003

barf bits

The meaty chunks of your stomach stew.

Ewww, whats that on your shoe??... Barf bits.

by runningriot April 27, 2006

barfasaurus

Someone suffering from the side-effects of bacterial food poisoning.

I really thought I had an iron-clad stomach; but after eating that chicken salad sandwich after it sat pool-side for 3 hours in 107 degree temperatures I was a barfasaurus for the ensuing two days.

by machBailz May 24, 2007

barfly

A species of botfly that is attracted to the scent of alcohol. Its life cycle is similar to the botfly, however, the barfly lays its egg on the skin of unconscious drunken patrons in bars and clubs. Once the maggot is hatched, it bores into the skin of the victim and develop over the course of 6 weeks while feeding on the victims flesh. It then pupates and develop into an adult in another 2 weeks, the adult then fly away. The bar fly has been known to excerbate the effects of a hangover

"Dude! Shit man, a barfly must have laid an egg on you while you were passed out! There's a maggot crawling out of your arm!"

by Peezee-Ark October 5, 2003

cunt barf

(transv; orig. Latin, <I>cuntae barfae</I>: "the great abyss swells with the bodies of her victims")

1. <I>n</I>A thick yellow-whitish vaginal excretion following heterosexual intercourse, achievable only by simultaneous-climaxation

2. <I>v</I> The common goal of sexual intercourse

1. "Dude...your cunt is barfing."

2. "BITCH, I wanna' see your cunt barf!"

by ayche_to_tha_izz_eye_rum May 23, 2006

Vernon Barford

This is a school in Alberta. This school is full of angsty teens and nasty little boys. A lot of people got expelled so there is only little asians and brown boys that like milfs and orgies together in the bathroom.

Person 1: Vernon Barford is trash

Person 2: I know

by Diddle wankers January 28, 2019

BARF

best and raddest friends (forever)
the two coolest girls you will ever meet,
and they will always be wicked fun and will never fight.
they are extremely weird but everyone loves them and wants them.

Melissa: Caitlyn you are my barf! let's go flobble!

by metalissa! April 17, 2010