Burrito Perspective

When viewing a burrito one notices there are two ends: The front end and the back end. Typically the viewer would have no idea which end of the burrito is front or back, therefore determining the burrito's left and right sides vary in relation to it's orientation on a plate. One must view the burrito as it's own entity therefore the burrito establishes it's own left and right sides, subsequently rendering the ability to to establish a burrito's left and right sides completely impossible.

J: Dude I'm fucking hungry.
E: Yeah man me too, lets see what's in the fridge.
E: Check it out man there's two burrito's left! Which one do you want?
J: Ummmm... I'll take the left one.
E: Good, the right one is bigger.
J: I meant left from the perspective of the burrito.
E: FUCK!!! you just blew my mind!(head explodes)

Burrito Perspective

by St. Pierre Holland March 28, 2009

fuck burrito

Sticking your dick in a burrito, then proceeding to try and mate with the Mexican food.

Hey John! Have you had a fuck burrito yet?

by Thatmanguy69 March 8, 2017

burrito slapped

the act of slapping someone across the face with a burrito. meat tends to fly across the room.

SLAP!
Guy #1: What the hell was that?
Guy #2: You just got burrito slapped bitch!

by jumpin-jahoosafrats March 29, 2008

Cum Burrito

When you mistakenly, yet wholeheartedly wrap yourself up in a spanket.

Kellie was so shit faced that she lovingly wrapped herself up in the spanket, thus making a cum burrito.

by tonowoo August 29, 2014

Dirty Burrito

Putting your penis into an anus then pulling it out and putting it into someones mouth.

I gave her a mouth full of Dirty Burrito and she said it was better than Taco Bell!

by the dirty pirate hooker June 29, 2011

greasy burrito

(noun)

An intimate move involving:

Anal sex while your partner has profuse diarrhea, and then moving your penis from your partner's anus to their mouth. Closely related to ass to mouth

Alternate forms:

Greasy Taquito (noun)

Alternate form of 'greasy burrito.' A greasy burrito performed by a 'less fortunate' person.

"That bitch of a hooker I hired diarrhea'd all over my dick, so I gave her the ol' greasy burrito"

"Catcher: I feel weird"
*prrrt*
"Pitcher: I hope you're ready for a greasy burrito"
"Catcher: A what?"
"Pitcher: Open up!"

by toasty3000 March 23, 2017

Burrito Shark

A fugly white guy/girl usually trashy that exclusivly goes for the mexican minority group.

Damn you see burrito shark? she was all over dat fence hopper.

by FiveFingertwinkies February 4, 2010