Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices.
My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan the Rock
by Wenomechaindasuma September 5, 2023
Get the Bryan The Rockmug. by {╥|z April 12, 2019
Get the Bryan Baemug. One of the most talented and well-versed writers you will ever hear about. He sings country-folk songs with enough emotion to make any man shed a tear, also known as “sad cowboy music”. If you are new to Zach Bryan, don’t ruin it for all of his old fans. Elizabeth>DeAnn>QHD>American HB>Summertime Blues (I don’t make the rules). Screaming it to the masses.
by Give your Heart Keep your Head July 12, 2023
Get the Zach Bryanmug. by sndbhfidoslanzbshjs June 30, 2019
Get the bryan rizzomug. A flat ass who dresses like a trash bag and sends pictures of his 1 centimeter peen to “the boys” and Fetty Carnes. His biggest crush is on Treyton Currin and Garret Robins.
by Mint Juul Pods March 6, 2019
Get the Bryan Newtonmug. Forgetting you’ve been watching porn on an electronic device and sharing this device or inadvertently showing the screen to a co-worker or friend.
“Dude, Vince wanted to show us a trailer on his phone today, and he pulled a Bryan in front of the whole crew.”
“I was trying to play it through Airplay, and realized last minute that I was pulling a Bryan.”
“I was trying to play it through Airplay, and realized last minute that I was pulling a Bryan.”
by NotTheRealVinz January 9, 2020
Get the Pulling a Bryan.mug. He looks like shrek and he smells like ass also very lazy and fat and it always taking shit
Also he is very stupid and says the stupid shit I have ever heard But he also does funny thing that make him look high
Also he is very stupid and says the stupid shit I have ever heard But he also does funny thing that make him look high
by Unknow Mexican November 21, 2019
Get the Bryan ACmug.