russian mail order bride

little russian female whores with bug eyes that use males for their money and dont really love them.
they are only in the relationship for security, gifts, and sex.
sometimes the russian even wishes the male that "purchased" her is someone else and tries to change him into who she wants him to be.

Dude! I found this hot russian mail order bride looking girl, shes so hot! She even picks out my clothes for me and makes me buy her things. She must love me!

by Trampy Tina October 25, 2006

Justin beiber

An annoying singer who has teamed up with usher (shock horror!). The extent of "his songs" is singing about love and/or girls, though

many believe he is homosexual and has an abnormally small penis. This is only speculation.
The songs that were written for him aren't much better.

He is loved by 10-15 year old girls who some think have no brain.
Now spend your time decently by listening to led zeppelin or Mozart's requiem.

"The best singer in the wold peopl who h8 him R just jeluz 'coz they Rnt famous and can't sing"
Justin Beiber fan-13

"Wow, that girl sings SO well, what's her name?"
Random lorry driver, listening to radio.

by chonker September 3, 2013

brice

A man-loving faery boy who has long wavy hair and enjoys playing with goats. Bahh.

Brice, stop masturbating the goats!

by Scela November 16, 2004

Bridesmaid's Beer

The alcohol of choice typically drank by women who have to fit into a wedding dress and cannot afford to gain any calories from real beer. Thus, they drink bridesmaid's beer (water).

Annie: Hey Jill, you want to go to a frat party tonight? I hear there is going to be a lot of alcohol!
Jill: Remember Annie, I'm going to be in my sister's wedding, so I can only drink Bridesmaid's Beer!

by thedondondreamer December 17, 2010

Justin Beiber

A bitchy little girl that thinks she can sing. She is only cool because taylor swift and 50 cent "like her". The only people that like her are 8 year old girls and gay kids. Her voice is so squeaky and high pitched. She has a vagina and is currently searching for her dream boyfriend.

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by mryoyo9 November 27, 2010

Justin Beiber

a malevolent alien being come down to earth that wears the skin of a prepubescent boy. His objective is to create popular music with a hidden sound that will kill human brain cells, when the majority of humans have been turned into vegetables his species will come to earth and ingest the human race. Justin Beibers commonly target children, mainly young girls with simple thoughtless high pitched music about love. a Justin Beiber's only weakness is the sound of rock or metal that dates before the year 2000, any other music will simply increase its manipulative ability, exposing it to rock or metal will cause intense pain in its eyes, ears and brain, prolonged exposure should cause multiple strokes and heart attacks eventually pressure in the brain will cause its head to explode. exposing the brain directly to rock with headphones should cause instant decapitation

guy #1:i had a dream i was in a flying saucer with a Justin Beiber, he tried to kill me but when he got near my ipod he fell down and died, weird dream huh?

guy #2: that was real! you got abducted by the beibers!

by randomguy#212 December 11, 2010

justin beiber

The complete polar oppisite of definition#12

Fuck justin beiber and his cock sucking cum slurping mouth.

You know how america apologized for slavery? well canada should do the same with justin beiber!

by Steward of FJ March 9, 2010