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Kick Brass 

A kick ass, brass pussy magnet, sure to steal your woman's heart.

Jake Bailey, can purse his lips to near macro levels.
Ethan Tang, can please a woman before he even starts.

Coltan, and Oliver can suck better than a vacuum

And Mya, can slap flat and round things in ways you could never dream

Their unofficial publicist, Daddi thaddi
"Hey, dude! Did you hear Kick Brass play at the Oak Harbor Music Festival last weekend! They were FIRE!"
Kick Brass by Daddi Thaddi September 12, 2022
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have brass balls 

If you have brass balls that means you have balls large and hard enough to knock out anything from a small child to mid sized horse
"I didn't know i have brass balls till Julie gave me head for the first and last time. Let's just say her nose never was straight again"
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waxing the brass candlestick 

Joey: Bro I was waxing the brass candlestick last night

Colin: Ew wtf

Bold as Brass

When one is so bold they can be compared to brass. Term also implies great confidence and courage.
Alex: "Well aren't you a beautiful specimen, what may I call you?"

Jessica Alba: "Well aren't you bold as brass? You can call me married"
(Of course, we should never expect such an intelligible response from said female)
Bold as Brass by Massacre2231 April 9, 2011

Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg 

Really, really, REALLY freakin' cold. Only barely above absolute zero. This shit is death.
"Yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"

Deidre Brass 

The beautifulest person in the world. Who I love more than anything
Deidre Brass is the person you want to be!
Deidre Brass by bitch March 6, 2005

freeze the balls off a brass monkey 

The cannon balls on a man o' war were stacked and held in place by a brass ring on the deck known as a brass monkey. In cold weather the sea spray would turn to ice thus freezing the cannon balls together and onto the ring.
Hence the expression "It's cold enough to freeze balls on a brass monkey" or simply "brass monkey weather". Note that the correct phrase is "on" NOT "off" a "brass monkey". The expression is often corrupted to hint at an association with a man's testicles balls