ex boyfriend

A guy who you once liked/loved but decided you were better off without once he cheated on you with a 14 year old. and lied about being in the military. Beware, they are notorious for pretending to change so that you will take them back, but in reality, they are the same disgusting, lying, cheating, pig that you broke up with in the first place.

My ex boyfriend tried to call me on new years to come see him, so instead of answering, I sent him a picture of me hanging out with my favorite Marine.

by Teddiann January 2, 2011

Boyfriend Cute

When a guy isn't "hot". You wouldn't want to bang him on the spot, but is attractive enough to make a nice boyfriend.

"You see that guy?"
"Yah, he's boyfriend cute."

by Rack December 18, 2012

quasi boyfriend

a boy, not a man, that you have feelings for who says he likes you, and spends 80% of his time with you or talking to you, but for some reason won't ask you out... but you are basically in a relationship, and everyone knows it (even his ex girlfriend).

Catherine, are you and Winston dating?....No he's just my quasi boyfriend.

by Amandaiscool April 22, 2008

Closet Boyfriend

When a guy dates a girl and they only see eachother at the girl's convenience, hence taking him out of the closet once in a while when needed or to just make the guy feel like he matters, then put back in and forgotten about for an extended period of time. This can also be the other way around too.

-Damn i rarely ever see Mark and Tracy together

-Thats because he's just her closet boyfriend

by some1 who knows June 18, 2008

semi-boyfriend

A person who is officially not a boyfriend, might just as well be one, but isn't.

I got this from my fully gay semi-boyfriend. Semi-gay but fully boyfriend is just as bad, by the way.

by Elvo July 16, 2007

Boyfriend reflex

A male's inherent ability to compliment his girlfriend on a moment's notice, almost as if there was no thought necessary. This most likely occurs because the male will be 'rewarded' for his actions later.
See: sucking up

Emily: Wow, look at those flowers, they're so beautiful.
Jacob: (immediately) Not as beautiful as you baby.
Emily: Aww, you're so sweet, how'd you think of that so fast?
Jacob: It's my boyfriend reflex. Let's go back to my place.
Emily: Ok sounds good!

by WastingDaylight July 6, 2010

boyfriend epidemic

When all the pussy in the residence hall is taken by random douchebags who live out of state.

Damn, there are so many hot chicks here. Too bad there is a fucking boyfriend epidemic.

by dlcopperfield September 28, 2009