The theory of a Boltzmann brain is the chance of a brain spontaneously forming into existence, on the other hand Boltzmann pussy is the chances of someone having intercourse being nearly impossible.
“You have Boltzmann pussy syndrome my guy”
by Pilk_man March 11, 2022
Get the Boltzmann pussy syndrome mug.A Boltrix can be defined as a character who sweats in BTD as well as at the gym. In both settings, he is cracked, and unstoppable.
by UnderestimatedBTD May 17, 2022
Get the boltrix mug.A gun, which fires bolts (not arrows), and is commonly and inaccurately referred to as a crossbow. Since the boltgun is not a bow, and relies on mechanical means to hold back the string, it is a misnomer to refer to it as a “bow” in any context.
“I’m just going to use a crossbow during archery, since they allow that in Wisconsin.”
-the fool
“That is not archery. It’s called a boltgun, you fool, and it was built for the elderly and handicapped.”
-the wise man
-the fool
“That is not archery. It’s called a boltgun, you fool, and it was built for the elderly and handicapped.”
-the wise man
by MarkTheWise November 11, 2022
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Get the bag a bolts mug.A small place near manchester. A lot of places in it are 'rough' and it does have a lot of chavs. But it also has a lot of emos, skaters, goths, and a rather large amount of fakes. (girls who wear lots of fake tan and fake boobs ect, and guys who take steriods and sunbed too much.
There are lots of slags in bolton.
The men there are usualy slags too.
A lot of people in bolton still take bubble. wich is disgusting in itself.
You will se a lot of pregnant 13 year olds. and 12 year olds drinking cider on a park.
On the other hand you do get some really nice people in bolton. Its just the younger lot (16 -) that think theyre bad.
Atley bridge is meant to be the 'hard' part of bolton, but you get some complete idiots from there too.
Daubhill is mainly an asian community.
Farnworth is the worst for fake slags and horrible people. men who like to beat up girls. all stuck up. think theyre better than most. Just dont go there!
Great lever, despite its reputation. isnt bad. a lot of old people here.
Celebrities include . Peter Kay, Vernon Kay, Amir Khan. Laura white (x factor)
(source - i live in bolton)
There are lots of slags in bolton.
The men there are usualy slags too.
A lot of people in bolton still take bubble. wich is disgusting in itself.
You will se a lot of pregnant 13 year olds. and 12 year olds drinking cider on a park.
On the other hand you do get some really nice people in bolton. Its just the younger lot (16 -) that think theyre bad.
Atley bridge is meant to be the 'hard' part of bolton, but you get some complete idiots from there too.
Daubhill is mainly an asian community.
Farnworth is the worst for fake slags and horrible people. men who like to beat up girls. all stuck up. think theyre better than most. Just dont go there!
Great lever, despite its reputation. isnt bad. a lot of old people here.
Celebrities include . Peter Kay, Vernon Kay, Amir Khan. Laura white (x factor)
(source - i live in bolton)
eg 1.
girl 1: i wanna go clubbing, but were only 16?
girl 2: its okay, we can just go bolton, theyll let anyone in!
girl 1: but we have no money?
girl 2: we will just flash our womanly parts. im sure some pervy old men will buy us drinks!
eg 2.
guy 1: dude, i met this awesome girl online!
guy 2: wheres she from?
guy 1: farnworth. in bolton. shes gorgeous!
guy 2: eurgh, forget it, she will be a slut whos after your money, and totaly fake, if you removed all her makeup/estensions/push up bra, you wont be saying shes gorgeous! try a nice girl from bromley cross!
girl 1: i wanna go clubbing, but were only 16?
girl 2: its okay, we can just go bolton, theyll let anyone in!
girl 1: but we have no money?
girl 2: we will just flash our womanly parts. im sure some pervy old men will buy us drinks!
eg 2.
guy 1: dude, i met this awesome girl online!
guy 2: wheres she from?
guy 1: farnworth. in bolton. shes gorgeous!
guy 2: eurgh, forget it, she will be a slut whos after your money, and totaly fake, if you removed all her makeup/estensions/push up bra, you wont be saying shes gorgeous! try a nice girl from bromley cross!
by TheQuestionableLookingSheep May 4, 2011
Get the Bolton mug.The Cakculatiob of how many bolts an iten has. Similar to Voltage, but there's bolts. Boltage formula=b/mc^2+vt. 2nd fomula: just look at the boltls on the thing.
thi =s guitar has zero boltage as there is no bolts (optional) JK, it actually hsa 6 boltage for there are 6.
by Mr Bin September 10, 2023
Get the boltage mug.a sweet guy who most girls like but if you don't know him he will come off as an ass. He the kind of guy who you will love to party with and will be there for you always!
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