Bologna Bus

Penis. A hard penis.

“You ready to take a trip to pound town? “ beep beep “Here comes the bologna bus!”

by JackAuf February 27, 2022

cum-bologna

An act in which you and the boys buy a full log of bologna, cut a deep penis sized hole in the tube of meat, take turns busting your nuts inside the bologna, and after you all finish, slice for sandwiches, you’ll probably be hungry.

Any smooth textured deli meat would work as a suitable alternative, such as liverwurst.

Call the homies, tonight we feast on cum-bologna!

by Herman Sherman September 19, 2022

Stony Bologna

To be clumsy or foolish while under the influence of marijuana.

Dude, you almost dropped the blunt stony bologna.

by Fateater555 March 8, 2020

Bologna Sandwich

v. To get extremely off topic during a conversation

Friend 1: "Dude, I think we Bologna Sandwiched pretty hard right then."
Friend 2: "What makes you say that?"
Friend 1: "Well, when we're talking about naked tribal women and we don't know what the hell we're supposed to be talking about in the first place, I get a sneaking suspicion."

by carsausage November 22, 2015

Bologna the ride

When you meet a car that is cherry...like Gone in 60 Seconds Eleanor cherry and you just can't help yourself...

So I was walking down the street and saw the new Tesla Model S and just had to bologna the ride...

by roughryder69 June 22, 2021

Bologna

The most delicious high class, healthiest, protein filled, melt in your mouth delicacy, originally found in Italy.

Homieeeee...have you tried bologna lately? It's really helping me get those gains.

Or
This is fucking bologna!

by Daddynat January 7, 2021

bologna blossom

A slang term for a woman’s vagina

“I can’t wait to tongue punch Melissa’s bologna blossom tonight when I get home.”

by TheJollyGreenGiant23 April 30, 2023