Sep 3 national blueberry popsicle day

We’re everyone one needs to eat just blueberry popsicles or else you’ll be sentence to death so have fun .

Tomorrow is sep 3 national blueberry popsicle day

by Kaiden Paul Shawyer hi Elias September 2, 2021

White chocolate blueberry crumble steamer

The act of gathering seagull feces, proceeding to melt (via microwave) and actively use as lubricant during an eyes wide shut sex orgy.

Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11

Woah man, that white chocolate blueberry crumble steamer last night took hours to wash off post climax!

by Dinardi January 7, 2021

Blueberry

Noun
A person who comes to orgasm too quickly. Usually due to inexperience or over excitement.

"Remember that guy from the party?
He barely got the tip in. What a blueberry!"

"So I hooked up with this girl on tinder. Talk about a blueberry. I barely licked it. Great time!"

by KingPan420 December 28, 2023

blueberry inflation

A type of inflation that the character eats any type of blueberry foods and inflate like a blueberry. First time it was shown in video: Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory.

Blueberry inflation sounds kinda deadly.

by ya know? October 7, 2023

blueberry stank

The dankest weed in Austin Texas

Hey Alex, wanna smoke some Blueberry Stank?

by DaStankMaster October 5, 2018

Blueberry hill

From the song by “Fats” Domino, Blueberry hill is a fictional/mental location a person can be in after a large milestone in a relationship. This can be dumbed down to “Cloud 9 but for romance”.

Person A: “what’s up with Person C?”
Person B: “He’s on Blueberry Hill because his crush just became his gf”

by anonymous July 3, 2023

Blueberries

A joke made on Powerpoint tutorials when a Youtuber named fastppt_net uploads a tutorial short, involving blueberries. The comment section made jokes on every single Powerpoint tutorial video saying that they forgot to add blueberrries onto their presentation.

"Johnny, why did you put blueberries on a presentation of WW2?"

by George Hiffy November 18, 2023