Blonde Moment

I am a blonde, k. And I am very intelligent. But, like all blondes, I have blonde moments. Also called a BM

Blonde moments are brief periods of
1.) Upmost Stupidity
2.) Talking Bollocks
3.) Being Slow on The Uptake
4.) Stupid Randomess

Example Of Blonde Moment 1.) Upmost Stupidity

Blonde Person: Whats the time?
Normal Person: Its time you got a watch
Blonde Person: *Shows watch* But I alredy have one.

Example Of Blonde Moment 2.) Talking Bollocks
This one is really hard to explain unless you actually do it or see someone doing it. Its can also be jumbling your words up.

Normal Teacher: Whats a alliteration
Blond Person: Its one of those poems where deres a word going down and de lines starting from da letters. *thinks* No thats Acrostic Poems
Other Student: Miss shes talking bollocks again!
Blond: Must of been a BM

Example Of Blonde Moment 3.) Being Slow On The Uptake

Friend 1: Noo Katie you cant come on the bus to the town with us
Friend 2: Yeah we aint got enough money to pay for you
Blonde Person: I wil pay
Friend 1: Noo noo! Katie im sorry!
Blond Person: Honestly I will pay!
Friend 2 leans over and hisses: We dont want katie with us! We can afford it!
Blonde Person: Oh.... Bm!

Example Of Blonde Moment 4.) Stupid Randomness
Dude: Dudette your a cheeze muffin
*later that day*
Blonde person: OMG!!!! HE CALLED U A CHEEZE MUFFIN! OMFG OMFG HE LOVES YOU HE LUVS YOU!!!!
Everyone Else: Okayyyyyyy

by Cinderninja June 18, 2008

blonde

Coffee with cream in it. Often associated with diner waitress slang.

Waitress: How do you like your coffee?
Patron: Blonde please

by Her Dudeness April 12, 2006

smart blond

A guy with blond hair who is intelligent. He often does mental feats which other people find astounding.

I am a smart blond: I am taking an AP world hsitory class in 10'th grade with a B average. I am taking latin 3 with an A average. I am taking english with an A average. I am reading Chaucer in middle english for fun. I am an INTP by MBTI typing.

by INTP April 19, 2009

fugly blonde

a big fat ugly lady, usually owning a dog that's nearly as large and mean as her, with ugly dyed-blonde hair and the reason they came up with the term "evil step-mother"

Dude did you hear what the fugly blonde did this weekend?

Damn, the fugly blonde needs to grow up!

by allieway July 6, 2009

Blonde Pie

a.k.a. "B.P"
The velvety gash of a sweet and slender blonde-headed woman

Bobby sure loves his Blonde Pie served fresh and warm

by Dude-Person March 17, 2003

blonde moment

Something that happens to someone (who is not always blonde) that makes them feel dumb.

Brunette: Could you grab the olive oil for me?

Blonde: ohhhh...olive oil like OLIVES!!! Is olive oil made from olives??!

Brunette: duh. are you retarded?

Blonde: no, that was just a blonde moment.

by Katie C. November 16, 2006

Blonde Brigade

A group of females, almost always all blonde, who stick together and are generally bitches to everyone else,

The blonde brigade, usually involves 3+ members, but can expand to 35 if enough dumb blondes are together. Laughs at anyone different than them.

Anyone (usually guys) that try to talk one always feels like they are third wheeling.

A bunch of skanks walk into a room.

Joey: Check out the blonde brigade.

Philip: I'm going in, watch my back.

Comes back 5 minutes later, scarred for life

by Zigadenus February 18, 2009