biff curd

vaginal secretions, something you fancy eating after a night litening to minimal techno

" i want some biff curd on toast"
"geez a swallae of yer biff curd"

by shlurp12345 March 7, 2009

Biff

A Slang word and colloquialism for a vagina. from southern England, particularly london and essex

Bob: ooh, she's fit mate!
Dave: Yeah, i'd love to get in her Biff.

Bob: mmm all day long.

Bob: ooh, she's fit mate!
Dave: Yeah, i'd love to get in her Biff.

Bob: mmm all day long.

by velveteyes79 December 26, 2020

Biff

A sharp strike with any weapon, or considerably strong.

That's a biff walnut
You biffed them with that bat

by Biff Walnut June 6, 2019

biff pads

The large labia lips often seen protuding through a woman's leggings, often known as mound of plenty.

"Jesus! Look at the size if those biff pads! "Or "look at that mound, she must have massive biff today"

by OddT0d May 7, 2024

Biff

Best Infinite Fucking Friend, when you find one you support each other until the universe stops.

"Put your hair up biffle before you fight!"

by TheTittyMonster February 22, 2018

Biff

biff, to hit into another vehicle off the road or to crash it with your vehicle

With cars
Person 1: "Ohh damn dude, i just biffed this car off the road"
Person 2: "his car is wrecked!"
With helicopters
Person 1: "I'm about to biff this chopper out of the sky"
Person 2: "why are you flying into their propellers!!????"

by Flan547 April 5, 2021

biff

Slang term for cigarette, popular in areas including but not restricted to Wigan. Has also been to known to refer to joints or spliffs amongst less-well-informed members of society, such as cockneys.

"You got a spare biff?"
"There is no such thing as a spare biff."

by Peter Vancouver November 1, 2006