When you think you are pushing out a fart but you actually slightly shit yourself, resulting in you having to throw out that 100 dollar Gucci underwear.
On a date with a hot chick.
Dave: "Oh shit I have to fart, but what if she hears? Fuck it."
*Juicy wet fart sound emerges*
Aileen: "What the fuck was that?"
Dave Biffed himself when on a date with a big booty hoe.
Dave: "Oh shit I have to fart, but what if she hears? Fuck it."
*Juicy wet fart sound emerges*
Aileen: "What the fuck was that?"
Dave Biffed himself when on a date with a big booty hoe.
by BootyConnosieur February 6, 2017
Get the Biffmug. by Lili.127 November 14, 2020
Get the Biffmug. Elizabeth is the most selfless person you’ll ever meet. She gives all the love and care to others that she never received herself. She is a beautiful soul on the inside and out who deserves the love, compassion, commitment, and respect that she’s spent her life giving to others to be given to herself. Elizabeth needs to forgive herself for things she thinks she has done wrong or doesn’t live up to. She is hilariously authentic, intelligent, determined, and passionate. If you know Elizabeth consider yourself lucky. Treat her well and don’t use her kindness to con her into staying around for your own selfish reasons.
by Hannahmontanayak November 24, 2021
Get the Biff (Elizabeth)mug. by SlideWhistle July 21, 2024
Get the Biff Boofmug. by AmBeeZYYY April 19, 2010
Get the Biffmug. A big biff is when you fall down, mess up on something, get pwned by someone or generally do anything that causes embarrassment.
Person 1: I tripped over my own shoelaces and fell down in front of everybody at school.
Person 2: Yikes, big biff!
Person 2: Yikes, big biff!
by Zozothecat July 7, 2022
Get the big biffmug. The large labia lips often seen protuding through a woman's leggings, often known as mound of plenty.
"Jesus! Look at the size if those biff pads! "Or "look at that mound, she must have massive biff today"
by OddT0d May 7, 2024
Get the biff padsmug.