When a man awakens with morning oak, presses the snooze button on his alarm clock and then tries to rub one out before the buzzer goes off
Dale: I didnt wanna go into the living room with a boner because my wife was watching the news so i decided to bang out a buzzer beater before i went out there
Joe: I'm gonna try that tomorrow.
Joe: I'm gonna try that tomorrow.
by Jeffree hunt3r August 23, 2011
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A term used to describe the action of destroying someone, humiliating them in such style, but is more commonly used in video games.
Because of it's flow off the tongue, it is known to be very pleasurable to say.
Because of it's flow off the tongue, it is known to be very pleasurable to say.
by cmonthisIsComical September 4, 2021
Get the Jebaited and birated mug.To achieve this act, one must first crack eggs into a woman's vagina, then, by having sex, beat the eggs until they are ready to scramble or you finish, then having her squeeze them out into a frying pan where they are cooked and eaten.
This morning I was horny and the wife was hungry, so we did the Egg Beater. You know, kill 2 birds with one stone...
by The Caulk Goblin May 1, 2011
Get the The Egg Beater mug.Its a common missed used phrase. For example, “i beated you up!” Instead of, “i beat you up!”... it is indeed used by innovative uneducates ...
It is too used for guys who got sexually assaulted by women.
It is too used for guys who got sexually assaulted by women.
by Ehih January 9, 2018
Get the Beated mug.The state of a female after she realises men are foul, sexfiends that want nothing more than their lower extremeties. Usually occuring between the ages of 18 to 26.
by Allen Quandt of P Mel April 15, 2009
Get the Face Beaten in by Sadness mug.A hybrid shirt between the blouse and the wife-beater that super-badass chicks wear in that awkard stage before the 'maybe their pregnant, maybe they just gained weight?' stage in life, but they always end up being pregnant. The blouse beater always shows off your prego glow!
Is best paired with a nice pair of khaki or cargo pants and a cadet cap... also prefered is a neck string like Ryan Atwood.
Is best paired with a nice pair of khaki or cargo pants and a cadet cap... also prefered is a neck string like Ryan Atwood.
"Check out that chicks blouse beater! Is she pregnant?"
"She must be pregnant, shes wearing a blouse beater"
"She must be pregnant, shes wearing a blouse beater"
by Veroneeeca October 10, 2009
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