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benchmarketing

The act of promoting software or hardware by publishing bogus benchmarks with cooked up numbers that makes the product look better than its predecessors and the competition.

As an advanced technique, have some blogger push the numbers instead of putting it out in a press release.
Our test suite shows it's 5% faster!

... benchmarketing at work.
by nkill March 17, 2009
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bench

a combination of either wood or steel, it can also be made out of cement, shaped like a long chair with low back support. these are meant for people to sit on and can be found near, around, or inside most public places. most benches are strong enough to support the weight of the fatest person in the world.(well maybe not that strong)
me: whats the difference between a bench and a mexican?
kid: i dunno
me: a bench can support a family
kid: (ROFL)
by oliver closeoff January 8, 2009
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beefchoad

n.
1. (slang) - Synonym for `cow penis' used in alt.tasteless and popularized by the denizens thereof. They say: "We think maybe it's from Middle English but we're all too damned lazy to check the OED." I'm not. It isn't. --ESR The term `choad' is alleged to have been inherited through 1960s underground comics, and to have been recently sighted in the Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have confirmed that `choad' is in fact an Indian vernacular word equivalent to `fuck'; it is therefore likely to have entered English slang via the British Raj.
2. (vulgar slang) - A person, especially a man, regarded as stupid, ignorant, and/or lacking intelligence.
1. "Did you see the size of the beefchoad on that bull?"
2. "John, you are such a beefchoad for peeing all over the floor"
by beefchoad February 26, 2008
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Bench Fit

The emotional pout a male uses in a mall - by going out to the hallway to sit on a mall bench - to let his girlfriend know he's tired of shopping.
Steve threw a bench fit today after five hours of shopping and watching me try on clothes. He wouldn't get up until I left the store and promised him there was only one more store to go to.
by Chuck Carp January 15, 2009
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Bench Lime

The action in which a man rests his genetalia on a park bench and a group of angry feminists continuously strikes his balls until the bruising of the scrotum turns lime green
Joe: Getting a Bench lime was the best idea ever.
by Sall back April 19, 2017
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Bench Porn

The act of benches getting "in the mood"...then something magical happens
Your splinters are giving me splinters...and it feels oh so goooooooood....for bench porn
by Denver Dave February 17, 2008
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Bench Mob

The name for the 2017-18 Toronto Raptors bench
Person 1: Yo did you see Fred VanVleet last night?
Person 2: Yuhh he’s really stepping up for the bench mob
by The.Bliss February 12, 2018
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