When you're eating the pussy and your beard tickles her butthole after she's been having assplosions all day.
by BeardProbs September 23, 2015

a. the area on a mans face which has been shaved, displaying a subtle greyness as an effect of there having previously been stubble there.
b. a 5 of clock shadow.
b. a 5 of clock shadow.
by hewylouis May 18, 2009

Any music in which the alert listener is able to detect, with no visual clues, that the lead singer in fact has a beard.
by faithplayskeys November 26, 2009

If one's beard extends past certain parameters of length and neatness, it's length can represent the magnitude of their emotional barriers.
The Beard Theory was initially rejected by Urban Dictionary editors because they had beards that exceeded the acceptable length. The Beard Theory states that their beards created an emotional barrier between them and the previous submission, therefore allowing them to reject it so willingly.
by By and Large March 19, 2015

How well groomed and sexy that royal mane looks like. A nice washed & oiled full groomed beard is what a game beard game is all about.
Damn is that Mike?! I almost didn't recognize nice him with that sexy lushcious mane.
His beard game is on point!
His beard game is on point!
by BernardSaint February 2, 2019

by CraiglesBagels October 21, 2009

I was tea bagging my girl the other night and accidentally sharted on her face. She look like the bearded jesus
by Tweeter23 October 5, 2018
