Sick Baller

Completely and utterly unmatched in uniquesness, cooless, and fabulousness. It's like "baller" but more extreme. Usually used in instances of extreme excitement and enthusiasm.

"You hitchhiked to California, rode a donkey to the ocean, surfed a tidal wave all the way to Hawaii, met Obama’s second cousin and beat Scott Hamilton in the first annual Lite Rock on Ice competition, ALL IN ONE DAY?! That’s Sick Baller!"

"We have the most sick baller fort in our living room - you have to come see it."

"James' APA project is totally sick baller."

by Ashrita B. Tindallhaas April 30, 2009

baller shock

To go from a "ballin' blinger rollin' phatties" to a "Mcdees bitch grillin' patties"

When you have been ballin' and makin mad fast money slangin' dope. Then yo' connect goes dry or ______ and you use up all yo' money and sell all your drugs and go broke.

You are then experiencing "baller shock"

by Handy Andy566 December 3, 2007

Socket Baller

A Socket Baller is a guy who lets another guy sit on his face such that the sitter's balls cover the other guy's eyes.

There are two variations on this theme. You could be a North Pointing Socket Baller or a South Pointing Socket Baller. Sphincter on nose, for a north pointer. "Foreskin on mouth, must be pointing South."

by Arnold Ziffel December 15, 2008

Free Ballers

Commonly known as FBCGFTA (Free Balling Creek Gang Fuck Them All), they have succeeded in making the first ever softball team/rap group, and soon be dance group. The Free Ballers are currently based in Wentzville, MO.

Ryan: Yo Jacob, you here about the Free Ballers?

Jacob: Yes, they tearing it up for days! It's all they do! #swaswagg

by CreekLife August 26, 2011

Lotto-ballers

1.) Someone who has luck with lottery earnings.
2.) You may refer to yourself as one after three consecutive wins on a dollar stratch off ticket.

Schmizz and Joey Burgs have won $10 today alone! Damn those boys sure are Lotto-ballers!

by Wack Schizzlemah January 14, 2005

the baller things

a list comprised of all the baller things in the world, like knives, insane people, savages, having cars on campus, deer heads, beer, and slapping old people.

he used a needle to kill him? add it to the baller things.

by Mikey Pots n' Pans October 7, 2007

baller points

Baller points is a points system(that nobody keeps track of) and are awarded and deducted by anyone in a group of friends for certain acts. Points are awarded win a person in the group does something good or funny, deducted for doing something lame or stupid.

Allen bangs an incredibly hot set of twins on a Monday night.
Foster the next morning:14 baller points buddy
Allen:Thank you

Julio comes to a party wearing socks and sandals
Foster:Eww negative 3 baller points dude
Julio:Again! Dammit

by Allen Barnhart June 29, 2007