(Boo-tahn) noun,verb.: deceiver, liar, prankster, a person who refers to past personal experiences of other people as their own. A Bouton is a clever and mischievous person who offers strong knowledge on a wide range of subject matter with having little to no knowledge of actual importance. Often disguised in tactical gear, because a Bouton is always ready, they are normally seen entering conversations in a military style forward dive roll(without actual training) followed up with inane chatter and useless facts. When encountering a Bouton, one should always be careful not to give too much information as to the topic being discussed, as feeding information to a Bouton is what they survive on. Any recognition that a Bouton exists is a good way to see one come back again, and again. Bouton's are often seen with a high sense of self importance, though it has not been proven. If a Bouton has been spotted, it is good to take notice of it purely for observational studies and field notes. Encountering a Bouton can be extremely dangerous as Boutons are often equipped with a dive knife for shark defense.
Chuck Norris fears Bouton.
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A pigeon poop boutonniere is what you're likely to get from sitting on the church steps while waiting for the service to begin. Church steeples and belfries are notorious pigeon roosts. A pigeon aroused from its roost is unlikely to control its bowels and routinely poops to shed unnecessary take-off weight.
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Top Ten Boutros Boutros-Ghali Pick-up Lines (Letterman):
10. Can I can I buy you a drink a drink?
9. The nations are united -- why not you and me?
8. I'm the man so nice they named me twice!
7. I'm so depressed about the unstable world situation that I really don't think I should spend tonight alone
6. You were fabulous in 'Basic Instinct,' Ms. Stone
5. It must be fate -- you don't have any boutroses, and I've got one to spare!
4. I have the complete line of general foods international coffees back at my place
3. In your honor, I'm declaring 1994 the international year of the babe
2. Want to have sex, Madonna?
1. I've got a peacekeeping force in my pants
10. Can I can I buy you a drink a drink?
9. The nations are united -- why not you and me?
8. I'm the man so nice they named me twice!
7. I'm so depressed about the unstable world situation that I really don't think I should spend tonight alone
6. You were fabulous in 'Basic Instinct,' Ms. Stone
5. It must be fate -- you don't have any boutroses, and I've got one to spare!
4. I have the complete line of general foods international coffees back at my place
3. In your honor, I'm declaring 1994 the international year of the babe
2. Want to have sex, Madonna?
1. I've got a peacekeeping force in my pants
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